Just another Final Fantasy Song Fic
By Yuffie Valentine
Okay, in the past my song fics were Aeris bashing, this one is 100% Aeris bashing free! (everyone's jaws drop!)
(Hit me baby one more time- Britney Spears)
Hit me Ruby one more time
By Tifa
Oh Ruby Ruby, how were you suppose to know
That limit level was risen
Oh Ruby Ruby, I'm about to let it all go
And then your ass is dead yeah
Show me, 7 wheels spinning
Hit me Ruby, cause I am gonna get "yeah" on all, oh because
Chorus:
My limit bar is killing me
I most confess, I have been waiting
When your ass ain't looking, I'll kick it well
Give me Final Heaven
Hit me Ruby one more time
Oh Ruby Ruby, My premium heart is new
Weapon, now casted poison
Oh ugly Ruby, there is one thing I wouldn't do if I were you
That's casting Ultima
Show me, 7 wheels spinning
Hit me Ruby, cause I am gonna get "yeah" on all, oh because
Repeat Chorus
Oh Ruby Ruby, oh Ruby Ruby, hey hey yeah
Oh Ruby Ruby, how were you suppose to know
Oh ugly Ruby, I'm about to let Final Heaven go
Chorus 2:
I must confess that my limit bar
Is killing me now
Don't you know I still have believe
That your ass won't be here after this
And give me Final Heaven
Hit me Ruby one more time
(Repeat Chorus & Chorus 2 till fade)
(Ex-Girlfriend by No Doubt)
Ex-Solider
By Cloud
I kinda always knew end up an ex-solider
I kinda always knew end up an ex-solider
I kinda always knew end up an ex-solider
I hope I am as special as Sephiroth
And you know it makes me sick to be on Shinra ex-employee list
But I should have thought of that before I enlisted
You I am a failure of that of Hojo fellow
I will be the one to kill him
Why'd he go and have to pick me
When he knew Sephiroth would beat me
I kinda always knew end up an ex-solider
I kinda always knew end up an ex-solider
I hope I am as special as Sephiorth
I kinda always knew end up an ex-solider
I'm just another solider on the ex-employee list
But I should have thought of that before I enlisted
Shinra's top fighter scared me
So they took away my freedom
And I can't stand the training
I find myself changing to try to be Zack
But if I was meant to be a SOLIDER I wouldn't have to
I feel so used, I feel kind of abused
Cause I am about to give my job away
I kinda always knew end up an ex-solider (Just another Shirna fake)
I kinda always knew end up an ex-solider (I think I made a mistake)
I hope I am as special as Sephiroth (for all the time I spent)
I kinda always knew end up an ex-solider
I'm just another solider on the ex-employee list
But I should have thought of that before I enlisted
I'm just another solider on the ex-employee list
But I should have thought of that before I enlisted
I'm about to give my job away for someone else to take
I'm about to give my job away for someone else to take
I keep repeating mistakes for listening to Sephiroth
And I have been a experiment for days and years
And I know when I see Sephiroth someone is going to die
You know I am going to listen to him and you know why
It's going to kill me to see him murder the flower girl
Cause I am the best of the Ex-solider
I kinda always knew end up an ex-solider
I kinda always knew end up an ex-solider
I hope I am as special as Sephiorth
I kinda always knew end up an ex-solider
I'm just another solider on the ex-employee list
But I should have thought of that before I enlisted
I'm just another solider on the ex-employee list
But I should have thought of that before I enlisted
BACK BY NO ONE'S DEMAND, THE BACKSTREET BOYS RIP OFFS, THE FINAL FANTASIES!
Yuffie: Oh it's so good to be back.
Barret: Why do we have to pretend to be some gay band like the Backstreet Boys.
***Marlene comes running out****
Marlene: DADDY! THEY AREN'T GAY, THEY LOVE GIRLS! I AM GOING TO MARRY AJ!
Yuffie: ha ha ha ha, Looks like you are going to have to take her to a concert.
Barret: Damn it
Cloud: I think it is cool, I get to sleep with a bunch of women ***Yuffie and Tifa slap Cloud**
Vincent: Why must I still be in the Band?
Yuffie: Cause you are the tall dark and handsome one.
Tifa: And you sell the most T-shirts!
Vincent: Why didn't that meteor just crush us, then I could have died without this.
Tifa: Just shut up and sing!
Yuffe: Anyways, our next single is called "Larger then Shinra"
***Larger then Life music starts to play.******
Yuffie: I might run and hide
When they are hunting me down, alright
Tifa: But let me tell you now
There are prices to Mako ,alright
All: All of our time spent fighting to set the planet right!
All: All you people can't you see, can't you see
How your energy is effecting our reality
Everytime coal goes wrong
Mako can't make it right
That's what makes the planet larger then Shinra
Vincent: Looking at the lifestream
And see the energy falling, c'mon
Barret: Wishen I could do more, c'mon
All: All of our time spent fighting for the planet
***Music ends*****
Barret and Vincent: KILL ME, KILL ME NOW!
Tifa: I said shut up and sing, damn it.
Cloud: Come on guys, for the fans.
Barret: What fans, we have no fans.
Yuffie: Yes we do ***points to Reno and Rude who are wearing Yuffie and Tifa t-shirts and holding signs****
Vincent: That is just sad.
Barret: You are telling me.
Cloud: Our next song is called " The Ancient"
*****"The One" music starts to play******
Cloud: I guess you were dumped when I meet you
Still had Zack's picture in your hands
So out of trust , I took you
To the wall market to save Tifa
Tifa: There you were
With Cloud in drag
Reaching out to help me
A holy being to make it right
You were praying for us all through the night
All: She is the one, She'll be the ancient
Who will make Sephiroth's evils undone
She was the light, She'll be the light
When the sword was coming she didn't run
She is the one
Vincent: To hold holy, and make sure it'll be alright
Cause her old boyfriend is gone
And she turned to some one whose hair was lighter
***music ends****
Barret: Just make it stop!
Cid (their manager): Guys, sorry, but you guys have a boy band battle going on now.
Cloud: What? Who?
Cid: They call themselves ERS, as far as I can tell they are an LFO rip-off!
Barret: Well, can't beat them, quit, I am out of here.
Cloud: Who is in it?
Cid: Sephiroth, Elena, and Rufus.
Tifa: Damn it!
Vincent: I still don't see why boy bands have girls in them.
Yuffie: Cause they jus do okay Vampire Boy!?
Vincent: I said stop calling me that Ninja Brat.
Yuffie: Take it back!
Vincent: Never!
****Yuffie and Vincent start fighting and leads to the break up of the band***
In Midgar
Reeve: Hi and welcome to TRL! Today's number one is once again ERS, but you will only see a clip of the video cause this show sells so many damn commercials and I talk for too long with annoying fans and half-ass celebrities.
**Starts to play video but cut off by the credits****
(Note: Yuffie Valentine hates TRL and everyone on it)
Fin
Nothing great but it is worth writing a review!