(at rise stage is dim but Ginny, Hannah, Luna and Pansy are on stage with telephones. Ginny and Hannah are on the left and Luna and Pansy are on the right.)

Hannah

(lights come up on her and Ginny, they are talking on their telephones) Hi Ginny!

Ginny

Hi Hannah!

Hannah

What's the story, morning glory?

Ginny

What's the tale, nightingale?

Tell me quick about Harry and Cho! (they run and meet each other in the middle of the stage)

Luna

(lights come up on her and Pansy, they are talking on their telephones) Hi Pansy!

Pansy

Hi Luna!

What's the story, morning glory?

Luna

What's the word, hummingbird? Have you heard about Harry and Cho? (they run and meet each other, Ginny and Hannah in the middle)

Ginny, Hannah, Luna, Pansy

(dancing) Did they really get pinned?

Did she kiss him and cry?

Did he pin the pin on?

Or was he too shy?

Well I heard they got pinned

All boys but Draco

(coming from side of stage, rather begrudgingly) Yeah, yeah.

Ginny, Hannah, Luna, Pansy

(singing back at boys) I was hoping they would.

All boys but Draco

Uh huh.

Ginny, Hannah, Luna, Pansy

Now they're living at last.

All boys but Draco

He's gone.

Ginny, Hannah, Luna, Pansy

Together for good!

Draco

(he is on the side with a telephone) Hello, Mister Brown.

This is Draco Malfoy.

Can I speak to Lavender please?

Lavender

(she appears on the other side of the stage, also with a telephone) Is it true about them?

Draco

Lavender?

Lavender

I just knew it somehow.

Draco

About the ball.

Lavender

(exasperated) The Yule ball was last year.

Draco

(not giving up) Saturday?

Lavender

I can't talk to you now! (hangs up leaving Draco looking sad)

All Girls Except Cho

Goin Steady

All Boys Except Harry

You know it, man!

All Girls Except Cho

Goin Steady

All Boys Except Harry

It's crazy man!

All Girls Except Cho

Goin Steady

All Boys Except Harry

You know it!

Pavarti

(she and Padma emerge from the crowd) It won't last!

Padma

Not at all!

Pavarti

He's too thin

Padma

She's too tall.

Draco

Hello Mrs. Granger.

This is Draco Malfoy.

Can I speak to Hermione?

All boys except Harry

(calling Harry on a telephone that happens to be there) Hiya Harry.

Hiya stupid.

Whaddya wanna get go get pinned for?

All Girls

Well I heard they got pinned.

All Boys Hiya meathead.

All Girls I was hoping they would.

All Boys Lost your marbles?

All Girls Now they're living at last.

All Boys Are ya nutty?

All Girls Goin steady for...

Draco

Hello Mrs. Bones, this is Draco Malfoy.

Is Susan off the train yet??

Some Girls Did they really get pinned?

Other Girls

Goin Steady!

All Boys She saw him

Some Girls I was hoping they would! Other Girls Goin Steady!

All Boys She dug him

Some Girls Now they're living at last! Other Girls Goin Steady!

All Boys She got him

All Girls

Goin Steady for good!

All Boys

If you gotta go

That's the way to go!

All Boys

When they got you hooked

All Girls

OOO-OOH.

All Boys Then you're really cooked

Whatcha gonna do?

All Girls OOO-OOH.

All Boys Whatcha gonna do?

All Girls

Well I heard they got pinned.

All Boys

Oh man.

All Girls I was thinking they would.

All Boys Oh man.

All Girls Now they're living at last.

All Boys Oh man.

All Girls Goin steady for good!

Goin Steady!

All Boys Oh

All Girls Goin Steady!

All Boys Oh

All Girls Goin Steady!

All Boys Oh

All Girls Goin steady for good!

All Boys Ooh-ba-de-doo.

All Girls Goin steady!

All Boys Uh-doo-wa.

All Girls Goin steady!

All Boys Uh-doo.

All Girls Goin steady!

All Boys Doo-wa.

All Girls Goin steady for good!

All Boys Uh-ba-de-doo.

Harry

(jumping out from behind) I'm in love with Cho!

Cho

(jumping out from behind) I'm in love with him!

All Boys

Goin steady! All Girls We-e-eelll.

All Boys Goin steady!

All Girls We-ell.

All Boys Goin steady!

All Girls Doo-oooo.

All Boys Goin steady for good!

All Girls Tell.

All Boys Goin steady!

All Girls We-e-eelll.

All Boys Goin steady!

All Girls We-ell.

All Boys Goin steady!

All Girls Doo-oooo.

All Boys Goin Steady for good!

All Girls Tell.

Some Girls and All Boys

That's the way it should be.

Other Girls Oh yeah!

Some Girls and All Boys They'll be happy I know.

Oh yeah!

Some Girls and All Boys Goin steady's for me.

Oh yeah!

Some Girls and All Boys That's the way it should go!

Everyone

Goin steady!

Goin steady!

Goin steady! Together for good!

Goin steady!

Goin steady!

Goin steady!

Goin steady!

Everyone

(rush to front) OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAH!!!!!!!! (and blackout)

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A/N: Hey all. This was all purplepolkadot21's doing. She wrote it and published it. Although I must admit it makes me laugh, I'm going to say one more time, I didn't write it. If enough of you all like this, we (both of us) will consider writing more song spoofs about Harry and Cho. Or Harry and Ginny, even. We will take suggestions, on songs and pairings. But suggest Harry and Hermione, and we will be forced to kill you.