Unhappy Birthday
A Teen Titans FanFic
By: The Almighty J.T. Blade (Or just J.T., whichever sounds better)
Note: I do not own Teen Titans, but I do own J.T. Blade
Note 2: This FanFic is rated PG-13 for violence, language and possible sexual themes
Chapter 1: Closer to Destiny
It's been four months since J.T. Blade slayed Tenchousa, since J.T. began training Terra and since J.T. and Terra began dating under everyone else's nose. One day, a new business began operating downtown: a martial arts dojo run by a man named Tsarigi. Somehow, J.T. knew that Tsarigi running a martial arts dojo was no mere coincidence. He was right. The very operator of the dojo was J.T's master's lifelong adversary. J.T. knew that one day, he and Tsarigi would fight. But until then, J.T. decided not to worry about it. Anyhow, our story begins downtown, not too far from Tsarigi's dojo. Mumbo Jumbo was pillaging priceless antiques from a local shop. The shopkeeper was tied up upside down over a vat of live worms.
"Now watch as the amazing Mumbo makes this baby grand piano, once owned by Ludwig Von Beethoven, vanish into his hat! Mumbo…Jumbo," he shouted as the piano started being sucked into his hat. Just then, one of Robin's bird-a-rangs flew at Mumbo's hat and stopped it from sucking the piano in any further.
"Sorry, Mumbo," shouted Robin, "but it looks like your performance has been played out!"
"Well, well, if it isn't the local show-stoppers, the Teen Titans?" replied Mumbo. "Sorry, but I don't do collaboration shows! Mumbo Jumbo!"
Mumbo commanded a large tapestry to attack the Titans! Fortunately, Raven used her powers and tried to wrap Mumbo in the tapestry. Mumbo squeaked out of the hold. Then, Cyborg punched Mumbo through a window and out of the shop! Beast Boy transformed into an anaconda and wrapped himself around Mumbo's feet to prevent him from escaping. However, Mumbo used his magic to turn Beast Boy back to normal and attempted to escape. J.T. and Starfire dropped in in front of Mumbo and the two punched Mumbo straight in the jaw (J.T.'s fist was on fire). Mumbo flew backwards as Terra commanded earth in Mumbo's path, which Mumbo hit with full impact. Mumbo tried to escape into his hat, but J.T. drew his sword and slashed Mumbo's hat to cut off his escape. Afterwards, J.T. and Starfire grabbed Mumbo by the arms and Terra grabbed his legs. The police showed up soon afterwards and took Mumbo into custody. However, there was a spy on a rooftop across the street. He saw the Titans' acts. He took out a communicator and punched a few buttons.
"Report, number 12," said a voice from over the communicator.
"I have seen the Titans' fight, master. They fight well as a group, but no doubt they do not fight as well as individuals," the spy replied.
"And what of J.T. Blade?" the voice said.
"He seems to be the strongest of the group, sir. He holds overwhelming physical powers. The scanners couldn't even detect his power level. But it appears that he was using some sort of fire-control manuver," replied the spy.
"Good work. Return to base," the voice replied.
"Yes, Master Tsarigi," said the spy.
(There you have it. Another chapter in the metaphorical books. If you've been wondering why my chapters are short, it's because I'm a concise writer. I basically skip the filler and get right to the meat. Kind of like Hemmingway did. Anyhow, RR, because this one is probably my favorite of my stories to date.)