Parody of "The Night Santa Went Crazy" by 'Weird Al' Yancovic.
Plot summary: In the messed-up version of the SSB Universe, a cat known as Shakespeare's Kitten gets bored and BLOWS UP THE MANSION!!! Now how are the smashers going to survive?
Okay, so this is just some pointless (yet somewhat interesting) crap.
The Night The Author Got Bored
All the way in the mansion,
The smashers were brawlin'
They were Fighting with kickin'
And fighting with bitin'
Then a cat busted in,
Scared the Pikachu to death
Had an RPG in his hand,
And a sword in his sheath.
From his whiskers to his paws,
He was covered in bloodstains.
And bomb was behind him,
Without much grace.
So glared and he yelled
With an evil smirk noticable
"I got really bored today,
SO PREPARE TO DIE!!"
The Night the Author got bored.
The Night Shakespeare went insane.
Realized, he's not getting any younger,
Everyone was in agonizing pain.
Well civilian are dead now,
He went and exploded them.
Along with Toon Link,
Jigglypuff and the Captain.
Then he hung poor Peach,
And decapitated Popo.
He murdered ol' Mario
And ate Luigi whole!
He ran over Lucario,
With an old-fashion pack-mule!
He revved up a chainsaw,
and killed Mr. G&W!
The Night the Author got bored.
The Night the Kitten went nuts!
Now you can't go to the Mansion,
Without steppin' in Kirby's guts.
Bowser was fried by an electric grills!
There's a machine gun from the CIA!
The smashers flee to the hills!
The blood is flying, Lucas is cryin'!
And everyone dying from you know; Shakespeare's kills!
Pow pow pow pow pow pow
There goes Samus's body, with her skills
Yes my friends now,
most the smashers are dead
Some cat from nowhere,
Shot them all in the head.
Hey little friend now,
Don't you cry in the fog.
Why don't we just show you,
The Epilogue?
Zelda's the Queen now!
But horribly disfigured!
Red became a shop keeper,
Now who would have figured?
And Marth became the lead singer,
Of a successful boy band.
Link, Yoshi, and Fox lived,
But they all lost a hand!
It was all because of-
The Night the Author got bored!
The Night Shakespeare screwed up!
Broke his back for entertainment,
Looks like he was sick of usual crud!
Wo-oah!
The Night the Author got bored!
The Night Shakespeare went insane.
Realized, he's not getting any younger!
Everyone was in agonizing pain!
Whoa! Everyone was in agonizing pain!
Not lying! Everyone was in...
Agonizing pain...
... Oh, and the cat didn't get arrested because he blew up the police too!
The really crappy end!
Killed in Song: Pikachu, Toon Link, Jigglypuff, Captain Falcon, Peach, Popo, Mario, Luigi, Lucario, Mr. G&W, Kirby (His guts are mentioned), Samus.
Any of the smashers NOT mentioned in the song: Dead.
Don't take this seriously. This is just meant for entertainment purposes. However, I do like parodying the songs in a very humorous (and usually) violent way.
Kthkbai! -Shakespeare's pet Kittah