Satchel face (luke skywalker) watched as his tootoo whirled in the space wind, sparkling, dancing, he could feel the very fabric of the universe...he knew that pretty sticker with the love heart on tasted funny. He got it from Leia who is now working as a crack whore. "C3PO my one love, I bought you your meeeettttthhhhh" she cooed, before falling on the ground, twerking to bangerz and having sexual relations with elmer the elephant as ewoks looked on in awe. Heard through Macbeths kingdom were cries of "Yabbada yabbada wooooooooooo" Later on, the sky turned to joobjoobs and fraking began around the nation. Satchel face and lady Macbeth, along with Leia, Han and Indiana Jones had a little heart to heart. "I just...I feel within me that there is woman...her name is Shirley and she likes penguin ninjas." Wailed Stachel face. Leia had a funny look on her face, she excused herself to go to the fresher to 'take care of something'. Lady Macbeth suddenly smirked "All the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand." statchel looked on with a massive grin on then he drooled. Indiana jones and han made out in the background. Han looked Indie straight in the eye "You are the most beautiful man I have ever seen" Indiana smiled "I know...as are you my cupcake strudel moon pie" They then converted to Hinduism, moved to usbekisrtan and made a life together running a small illegal ewok trafficking and under ground pinapple dealership business. Leia perched on a rock, her hands clasped in glee and her sharpened teeth bared, she wore nought but a loin cloth and she gazed at the band of gold in her hand. "my precioussssss" She snarled. And then she was eaten by a pig named hitler. And then Mikey mouse left Minnie for Chewie, because star wars owns them now and Minnie has to work three obs just to feed the children, sometimes she sells herself but it just isn't enough, and all day all she can think of is the next hit, craving the opium in her vains, she slowly looses her mind hole... Donald duck and r2d2 then do gangnam style whilst darth vader swung nude on a wrecking ball singing miley cyrus. AND THE MOME RATHS OUT GRABE. BOLLYWOOD DANCE NUMBER - WITH SPECIAL GEUST STAR EVAN (COZ WE LOVE YOU) IF YOU LIKE TO SUCK ELEPHATS IF YOURE FACING DRUG PROBLEMS TOOOOOOOO IF YOUARE IN LOVE WITH YOU YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANNA DOOOOOOOOOOO JUST TALK TO THE FUCKED UP NAKED STAR WARS CREW! (and beat the shit out of luke skywalker) THE END.