Choose Me!
Leorio: Hey Kurapika let's go out.
Kurapika: …We're already outside.
Leorio: I mean… let's go out on a date!
Kurapika: Um no offence Leorio but I'd rather not.
Leorio: Why not? We're already friends so what's wrong with taking another step further?
Kurapika: A lot. I think it's better we just stay friends.
Leorio: Aw come on Kurapika how do you know you won't like it if you haven't tried it. Please just one date…
Kurapika: Leorio I really don't…
Leorio: Please!
Kuroro: Why don't you give it up? He already said no.
Kurapika: You! *Eyes turn scarlet*
Kuroro: Hey there beautiful.
Leorio: Oi! Who are you calling beautiful?!
Kuroro: Why don't you ditch this guy and go on a date with me instead.
Kurapika: What?!
Kuroro: You heard me.
Leorio: Don't ignore me!
Kuroro: *Sigh* Can't you see we're having a very important conversation here.
Leorio: Like hell you are and what do you think you're doing asking him out?! He's with me if you haven't noticed!
Kuroro: Oh really because I recall he rejected your offer a moment ago.
Leorio: He didn't reject it!
Kurapika: Actually I did… but it doesn't mean I'll go out with you either!
Kuroro: Why not? I'm sure I'm better than this buffoon.
Leorio: Who're are you calling a buffoon and in what way are you a better date for Kurapika than me?!
Kuroro: Well for one… he seems much more excited to see me than you. His eyes even turned scarlet.
Leorio: That's from anger!
Kuroro: So? They still turned red when they saw me, not you.
Kurapika: Um… Can I say something?
Leorio: Not now Kurapika.
Kurapika: *Glares*
Leorio: Oh hey look! He can get angry at me too.
Kurapika: That's not a good thing!
Kuroro: See even he agrees with me.
Leorio: What?! But you-
Kuroro: Besides it's obvious I'm the better choice for him. I've even met his family already.
Leorio: Yeah when you murdered them!
Kuroro: That happened several years ago. Why don't you let it go already?
Leorio: Kurapika hasn't let it go! Have you forgotten the time in York Shin when he was trying to destroy you and the Ryodan?!
Kuroro: We both like books.
Leorio: Don't change the subject! Wait what are you talking about?
Kuroro: I'm talking about the fact that both Kurapika and I like to read books.
Kurapika: Since when do you know what books I like?
Leorio: Exactly and for your information I read books all the time!
Kuroro: Not including medical books?
Leorio: Uh… well… I'm planning to read other books in the future and I bet it'll be the same ones Kurapika has read right Kurapika?
Kurapika: I don't know Leorio I read some pretty big sophisticated books.
Leorio: Wha! What are you implying?!
Kuroro: *Snickers*
Leorio: What are you laughing at?!
Kuroro: The fact that he basically called you stupid. Isn't that right Kurapika?
Leorio: He did not! Right Kurapika?
Kurapika: … *looks away*
Leorio: Ok maybe I'm not as smart as Kurapika or… you but there is something way more important that books that Kurapika and I have in common that you don't.
Kuroro: Enlighten me.
Leorio: We're both not thieves and murderers!
Kurapika: Didn't Gon catch you stealing some fish at the docks and didn't you tell me to kill that guy in the Hunter Exam?
Leorio: Kurapika you're not helping and that's different. Those were justified…
Kuroro: And what makes you so sure my actions weren't justified as well?
Leorio: You call killing a whole clan just to sell their eyes for money justified?!
Kuroro: Well I admit that was a mistake, which it why I'm going to start making amends for it right now by taking Kurapika to dinner.
Leorio: How is that making amends?! Kurapika let me a friend take you to dinner.
Kuroro: Precisely you're just a friend so let me-
Leorio: At least I'm not his sworn enemy!
Kuroro/Leorio: Well? Who are you going to choose Kurapika?!
Kurapika: Hmm… Let me think about it… Neither! *Punches both in the face* …Idiots.
Me: You go Kurapika!
Well this was a random fic I thought up. I know this is in a different format than my other fics but I was stuck on my Let me forget fic so you get this instead haha... break fic! I ship KuroKura btw :)