Oh, Matt.

We've been traveling together for… how long now?

Doesn't matter.

All that matters is that we have been together for a while and that we will be together for quite a while longer.

Forever, in fact.

When I first laid my eyes on you...

I was utterly infatuated.

Your sapphire eyes.

Your flowing golden hair.

You were, and still are, absolutely perfect.

When Lance first joined us on our adventure, he wasn't that much of a problem.

He was constantly flirting with me but I tried to clearly show disinterest, but I guess that wasn't enough for you.

Men just don't seem to get signals, do they.

He was constantly distracting you and dragging you away from me.

For "bro time" as he claimed.

Ugh. As if.

I know exactly what he was planning.

He saw that he wasn't getting anywhere with me, so he instead decided to go for revenge.

Take the one thing I cared about, and rip it from my grasp.

Not that it matters much now.

Since he is long gone.

Anna though. When she joined.

Oh boy, that's when the trouble really started.

Another girl.

Taking all the attention.

Away from me.

Did all our years together mean nothing!?

What does she have that I don't!?

What, am I too fat!?

Tell me how much weight I need to lose!

How much muscle I need to gain!

I'll do it all for you!

Whatever makes you happy, I'll do with a smile!

W-what's with that face?

Don't you love me?

I'll give everything away for you.

Please.

Please tell me.

I'll do anything.

Just smile.

For me?

Please?

No?

I give.

Everything away.

Everything I own.

Everything and anything that has any value to me.

For you.

And.

You.

Still.

Reject.

Me?

After all we've done.

I mean.

Nothing.

To you?

Ha!

Well isn't that a slap in the face!

Do my sacrifices mean nothing!?

Every ounce of love I've given to you.

Every moment I've longed for you.

All in the trash.

Ah well.

If you won't love me by choice.

I'll make you.