Hey Guys! This is my FIRST time making a Smash Bros fic, so enjoy and please don't flame!

Smash Mansion...

Kitchen

Mario, Luigi, and Kirby were making dishes for the smashers. Surprisingly, Kirby was an excellent cook and was actually cooking faster than the iconic plumbers.

"Pass-a the sauce-a please, Luigi," Mario said, and Luigi smiled and gave Mario the sauce.

Kirby was making stew, cutting up the meat and putting it in the pot. Kirby almost never spoke, and when he did it was these odd sounds.

"Puyo."

Mario and Luigi blinked but continued cooking.

Game Room

Some of the smashers were in this room, and they were playing games. There were all Nintendo consoles, which everyone enjoyed EXCEPT for a certain blue someone...

Sonic stood at the edge of the game room, his eyes narrowed, with Bowser and King. K. Rool.

"Common, how about we just hang out and play games or something? I mean, we all hate Mario..." Bowser said, cringing with disgust at the plumber's name. King. K. Rool nodded and turned to face Sonic.

"What's with you? You're in a bad mood."

"..."

Bowser just sighed and said, "It's probably because out of all of these newcomers, NONE of them were Sonic's friends. I mean, he just made it back in Brawl, and Master Hand actually fought Mario so Sonic could get in."

Sonic looked over and sighed.

"Yeah, you're right. I'm sick and tired of seeing nothing but Nintendo characters end being newcomers, no offense to you guys. I mean, I guess Simon and Richter count, but I don't see anyone else. I think some of these people here are absolutely pointless. Why the hell do we need three versions of Link?! Also, I know everyone thinks me and Mario are friends now, but that's not true at all. That goody-two-shoe plumber always tries to be my friend, and it's freaking annoying. I don't want to be friends with someone who completely reduced me to nothing with his games repeating the same thing in the early 2000s."

The two kings nodded, and Bowser heard Bowser. Jr in the other room. "Well, I gotta go, I bet Bowser. Jr is wreaking havoc." Bowser then left.

King. K. Rool and Sonic looked at each other, then heard the dinner bell. King. K. Rool ran over to the dining hall. Sonic just sighed and walked over.

Dining Hall

King Dedede, Wario, King K. Rool, and Kirby, as always, were eating everyone's food. They even tried to eat the POKEPUFFS. Incineroar and Greninja were angrily pushing Kirby and Wario away and hastily eating their only source of nutrition. They finally stopped and ate their food.

Meta Knight looked at the villains greedily eating the food, and sighed. He glanced over at the assist trophies, then looked back at his chicken.

Sonic walked into the room, angry. He walked to the table and sat down across from Mario.

Mario smiled and greeted him. Sonic just looked down and picked at his spaghetti. Mario sighed sadly and said, "Look we need to put aside our past and forget about it!" Sonic looked up and glared. "You don't know how it feels to be at the bottom of the barrel! All you know is how it feels to be beloved! I'm sick of you trying to be friends with me!"

Mario didn't reply. He never thought of that anyway...

"NOW CUT IT OUT AND DON'T TALK TO ME AGAIN!" Sonic yelled, then slammed his fists on the table. It sent food flying, and the smashers looked at Sonic. Some, mainly non-Nintendo fighters, were concerned, while most Nintendo fighters looked in disgust. Sonic just sighed and got up from the chair. He walked out into another room, and the smashers ate in silence.

Soon, dinner was done, and the fighters rose up as R.O.B stayed behind to clean. They went about their business, doing whatever.

Mario stepped into the elevator and pressed a button. Soon, the elevator rose up to the fifth floor, the five-star area. It was reserved for Nintendo fighters only.

He walked up the hall and into his room. He sighed and jumped into his bed. "Those non-Nintendo fighters... they are so weird..." He said out loud.

Sonic was in the bar, alone. No one was there, and Sonic just rested his head on the table. "That idiot... I don't want to see that twit for the rest of the night..." Sonic murmured, knowing Mario didn't drink. Mario did warn him about underage drinking, but Sonic ignored him.

The baristas marched in, after dinner.

King K Rool was on shift, and he approached Sonic. "Listen, I know you drink sometimes, but you're sixteen! I don't understand why you do it..." Sonic just sighed and said, "If I die, then that's my fault. I'll pay double if you want..." King K Rool hesitated, then gave Sonic a beer.

Sonic drank the beer in seconds, and his vision started to get blurry. He groaned, and King K Rool rushed over from the other side of the table. He grabbed his phone and dialed some numbers while he held the hedgehog steady. 'Boy, am I stupid...' He thought.

"Doctor Mario? We have a drunkard about to faint on the spot."

"Sonic?"

"Yea... he binge drank..again."

"Mamma Mia... I'll be right there, keep him steady and don't let him leave."

K. Rool sighed, and Sonic started to shake. He then yelled for no reason.

"LEMME GO..." Sonic said, weakly trying to pull away from the Kremling King.

He sighed, and Sonic passed out. Dr. Mario came rushing in with paramedics...

Here's da first chapter! Please feel free to review, and see you next time!