Book two; Chapter one.

Disclaimer: I own neither PJO nor Naruto. Rick and Kishimoto do.

We were on our last day of classes. On that year only a few hellhounds and dracaena (some kind of snake-woman) had attacked us, and for powerful monsters, the minotaur, which I took out in two seconds. That thing was strong but was dumb. Mr. Chase got surprised at my fighting abilities. That year I had learnt two more abilities that were on the Namikaze scroll:

Futon: Rasenshuriken.

Concentrating a big quantity of wind-type chakra into a regular Rasengan (I had to use a clone to do that) it forms a shuriken-shaped form around it. When you throw it, it starts spinning and after you cut the chakra flow it expands so much that it can cover a whole island, depending on the quantity of wind chakra you put in it.

And the other one was:

Chidori:

Focusing a great quantity of lightning chakra into your hand you may be able to form a chakra lightning circle around you. After keeping it like that for six seconds, at least, you cut the flow with the floor and you will be able to move at light speed and when you press the chidori on some part of the enemy's body, it automatically cuts it, shocking the opponent heavily and paralyzing it's nervous system for ten seconds, time enough to transform it to ashes.

That one was the most difficult one. I shocked my hands several times, but with a bit of Annabeth's help, I was able to perfect it (testing it on hellhounds and the minotaur, but the minotaur was more fun).

"Hey, Vice, we have history next, what are you doing paralyzed there?" My friend, Jake, asked.

"Oh, right. Sorry." I said. We entered the class and I sat at Annie's side.

"Where were you?" She asked.

"Gee, Annie, calm down!" I exclaimed "I was daydreaming! I've got imagination, you know!"

"Oh, right, sorry" She said, giving me a quick peck on the lips.

"Okay, class" The teacher said, entering the class. "Today we will study mythology. More precisely, the Manticore" She said. As soon as she said that, she transformed into a Lion, except for her head, that stayed human. Everyone ran in opposite directions, except for me and Annabeth. I had no idea of what the mortals were seeing. She shoot something in Annie's direction by her tail that I hadn't seen yet. It was some kind of scorpion tail, but it had several thorns in it's end.

I hiraishined in front of Annie and was able to block the thorn (now I knew it was).

"There's nowhere to escape, half-bloods! Not even your beloved camp can protect you now!" The manticore shouted. I nodded to Annabeth. She put on her invisibility cap and vanished from sight. The manticore shot a series of thorns, but I blocked them all. It launched towards me, breaking every chair in it's way, but was interrupted when Annie appeared stabbing the manticore in it's head, then it vanished into golden dust.

"C'mon, Vice. If what that manticore said is true, then Percy must be in danger as well." Annabeth said. Percy studied some miles from here, but the distance wasn't a problem. Annabeth got on top of me and I ran using all of my speed towards his school. We arrived in about twenty minutes, and the school was in flames. We entered the basketball court and saw some lastrygoans attacking Percy and a Cyclops, who was taking them out.

Annabeth charged forward and backstabbed a lastrygoan that was about to kill Percy while I jumped and cut the head off of the one that was attacking the Cyclops, that seemed to be Percy's friend, because he was shouting things like 'Percy friend! Don't hurt him!' or 'Bad giants!'.

"Vice, let's meet Percy and the Cyclops outside- I don't want to get into trouble" Annie said once she reached me.

"Okay" I said, and we got out of the gymnasium. Five minutes later, Percy and the big guy arrived. Annabeth grabbed a Drachma, said something on ancient Greek, which I didn't understand, as I hadn't studied ancient Greek last year and I told Annie someone could live without knowing how to speak ancient Greek, and with that I earned a death glare.

Suddenly, a taxi made of smoke appeared out of thin air where, I noticed now, Annabeth had threw the Drachma. We walked forward and saw three old hags. One had an eye, another one had a tooth and the other one had an ear, and all of them sat on the same seat.

Crazy world.

"Oh! Three heroes!" They said at the same time.

"Look, we have no time for this. We have to get to Camp Half-Blood" Annabeth said quickly.

"But we'll not take HIM!" They exclaimed, pointing at the Cyclops.

"We'll pay more for him" Annie said.

"Okay, then." They said. The drive was so bad I had to give all I had not to vomit. The three old hags were shouting that Jason had been on that taxi before and shouted some nonsense numbers.

"30, 31, 75, 12!" They kept telling Percy, who was just as confused as me. Tyson (the Cyclops's name) was just paying attention on the window and Annabeth seemed to be the only one who wasn't clueless, what I considered normal by now, you know, living a whole year with her and all.

Once we arrived at camp, we saw what it was. Two bulls were attacking the campers. 'Okay! No problem!' you must be thinking that, aren't you? Well, the thing is: They weren't normal bulls. They were flame-shooting, celestial bronze bulls. Shit. The three sisters didn't even asked us to pay more for Tyson and disappeared. Percy charged forward one of them while Annie was muttering something about not bringing some sundown level fifty-thousand.

Crazy world.

I joined Percy in attacking the bull. I created a rasengan and put it against the bull, but as everything in my life, this attempt went wrong. The rasengan, instead of covering the whole bull, it just dissipated in contact with it. Fucking shit. Then I had an idea.

"Percy! Distract it a while a while for me!" I shouted. He charged towards the bull and cut it a bit. I put my left hand on the other side of my right arm's elbow, put my right arm near the floor and put all of my chakra into it. Lightning bolts started to get out of my hand and forming a circle around me while all lights (Including sunlight) got darker. I charged the chidori for six seconds.

"Percy! Get out of the way!" I shouted and he ducked to the right side. I charged forward at light speed and when my chidori hit the bull I cried 'Chidori' and my hand went through the thing, paralyzing it permanently, as it hadn't a living nervous system. I got my hand out of it and looked around to find a beaten-up bull with Clarisse kicking it. The image was fun.

"I didn't ask help from you" She told me and Percy after thinking the bull was beaten up enough.

"Nice to see you too" We told her at the same time. She just groaned.

"You two have to inform Tantalus that you're at camp" She said, disgusted.

"Who?" Percy asked.

"The new activities director" She said. "You'll meet him"

Percy apparently didn't know who Tantalus is, but I knew the story very well. He had eaten demi-gods and stuff.

"Let's go, Percy, let's call Annie and we'll meet Tantalus together- from what I know, he isn't a very good-mood person" I said. We caught Annabeth and went towards the big house.