Luk skyvaker fites the russias wit bond too and also girlfriend with funny name

one day luk skyvakker was sitting in milenum falkor wit hans solo when they reeseeved a werid message on the message thing.

"hi its bond meet me at glodeneye thingy wit guns okay sincerely bond jams bond"

"oh no we have to help him said hans solo an then tehy went. wen they landd tehy saw planet and tehn 5000000 russias attack!

ohno say luk skyvakre "we hav to fite" and so they did but hans was shot in arm and as eh lay on ground luk held hand and then he ddied.

"I WILL AVENGE U!" screem luk and tehn he take out lightsbraber and kill tem all wit force pwoers. then jams bond cam and come and kick luk in crotch becas he thought he was ennimy but luk wasnet hurt caus he jedi man.

"o srry it wuz u" said bond and luk sed ok but he was blooded and den teh russias came wit stromtropers and darf vader. Darth vader said "luk u are my son u muast come with me to teh deth star..."

and then bond did gunbarrel and shot vader and he died. "wow thans" said luk "no problem" sed bond "but i forgotted meh gf wit the funny name!"

and then they went insidende the biulding and russias had her wit stromtropers and tehy had guns and one of them had gun to hed of gf with funny name. bond sed OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! but luk did forcejump and kill everyone exept funny name gf who was lived.

"we hav to complet missinone say gf and bond sed ok but frist luk must have praty at mi6!"

they died

m was siting at desk and she saw bnod she said "JAMS BOND WHY YOU DOING HERE?! oh and whos dis? dis is luk skyvaker say bond "he frend." "oh ok" and then dey had party but halfway threw Alec Trevalnaniuonion came wit alienrobotopX and he said

"BNOD JAMS BOND YOU WIL DIE" and he threw explodey tube at bond ho dogged. "u no fite meh and live" but luk and bond used froce aND litesabre to kill Alec Trampevenanion and alienrobotopX and erryting peace

m say bond u save world and bond say my plesure m.

then bond dumped his gf adn moved tu jamaca wher he fond a jamacan wommen adn sed to her "when i see ur fac teres not a ting id chang cuz gril ur amazin just teh way u ar." just den luk came and stoled gf! bond cam and loked up and sed "luk skyvaker what you do dis?"

and den luk twist his mustach liek an evil guy and just teleprot away.

THE END