(Tue 2:33 PM)
Any news on the Barton case?
-GL
(Tue 2:35 PM)
Is it interesting?
-SH
(Tue 2:36 PM)
Wait. Who is this?
-GL
(Tue 2:37 PM)
Does it matter? Is it an interesting case? Any murders?
-SH
(Tue 2:39 PM)
No, robbery. And again, who is this?
-GL
(Tue 2:42 PM)
Boring. And obviously not who you are meant to be texting.
-SH
(Tue 2:43 PM)
Obviously.
-GL
(Tue 11:01 PM)
So, why did you want to know if there was a murder?
-GL
(Tue 11:03 PM)
Why does anybody? Curiosity.
-SH
(Tue 11:05 PM)
Most blokes don't have a casual interest in homicide.
-GL
(Tue 11:06 PM)
I'm not most "blokes". And assuming I'm a man? How presumptuous of you.
-SH
(Tue 11:07 PM)
Well I'm right, aren't I?
-GL
(Tue 11:08 PM)
Would you like a medal? Perhaps a round of applause? It's not that hard to assume I am one of two sexes.
-SH
(Tue 11:11 PM)
If my brilliance isn't appreciated here, I'll just take it elsewhere.
-GL
(Tue 11:12 PM)
Please do.
-SH
(Wed 7:03 AM)
Feeling any better today?
-GL
(Wed 8:07 AM)
Why do you continue to text me? It's most annoying.
-SH
(Wed 8:09 AM)
Why do you keep replying? Anyways, it's fun to annoy strangers via texting.
-GL
(Wed 8:12 AM)
Oh, so you do this often? Share your stupidity with the rest of humanity?
-SH
(Wed 8:13 AM)
Obviously having another bad day, you are.
-GL
(Wed 8:15 AM)
You have made it infinitely more horrid.
-SH
(Wed 8:16 AM)
You know me, always happy to help.
-GL
(Wed 8:16 AM)
No, I don't know you. Stop texting.
-SH
(Wed 8:17 AM)
No thanks. I quite like annoying you.
-GL
(Wed 8:18 AM)
Cease and desist or I will block your number.
-SH
(Wed 8:20 AM)
Sure you will. Have fun being a git all by your lonesome.
-GL
(Wed 8:21 AM)
Will do.
-SH