Hey, my first Kirby story that actually got off the ground. When I was younger, I tried out a few other Kirby stories. Unfortunately, they never got any farther than Chapter One. First off, I tried to make a parody of "A Christmas Carol" with Kirby characters. My second attempt was a continuation of the "Revenge of Meta Knight" sub-game from Kirby Super Star. In my most recent attempt (besides this), Kirby and friends go to an amusement park and do random stuff.
The idea of making this Kirby comedy came to me while reading stories from Kirby websites. They were all very good stories, but the best was a Kirby comedy, and I decided to make another like it.
When I first started the story I was just writing down random things. I had only created a vague storyline at the time and decided to make it up as I went along. Not the best plan, but hey, it worked.
You're probably wondering why the title contradicts itself. Well, the reason is simple. It sounds cool, and I couldn't think of a better one.
Okay, before we start, I must warn you. What you are about to read (the prologue) is actually kind of boring, but before you push the little back arrow or the x at the top of the screen, remember that things will get more amusing, so please bear with me while I give you some background information. Now, without further ado…
Prologue
It had been months since Drawcia's defeat. Life was peaceful, and Kirby was able to relax. Unbeknownst to him at the time, Dark Matter was watching Kirby. Dark Matter knew that his newest plan could not stay a secret for long. Kirby always discovered his secret plans somehow.
A few days later, Dark Matter was in his secret hideout. He chuckled to himself. Everything was falling into place. With his newest idea, he could defeat Kirby and take over the universe. He had to work quickly, though. Kirby would be coming soon. If he could fix this last glitch, then he could defeat Kirby once and for all. After extracting a small amount of blood from Kirby during their last battle, he was able to clone Kirby using his DNA.
Dark Matter looked down at the glass tubes that encased his clones. They all were in a deep trance. One button and they would all be awakened and released. Since the clones had Kirby's DNA, they knew everything that Kirby knew. But with Dark Matter's programming, they were now evil.
Just then Dark Matter heard a loud crash. Turning around, he discovered that Kirby (on his Warpstar) had flown in through a now broken window. Dark Matter smiled in anticipation.
"Kirby, you have defeated me in the past," Dark Matter said. "But this time will be different!"
Dark Matter pushed a large red button. (Heaven knows how he did this considering he has no hands.) This was the button that would release the clones from their cages. Nothing happened. Dark Matter pushed it again. Once more, nothing happened.
Dark Matter was enraged. "Then I suppose this will have to be between you and me, Kirby," Dark Matter said.
"Indeed," was Kirby's answer. He inhaled a nearby sword, and with a flash of light, he gained the sword ability.
Dark Matter, moving at high speed, attempted to shoot himself at Kirby. Before he could connect, Kirby, still grasping the sword, furiously swiped at the incoming enemy. Dark Matter fell to the floor. Having exhausted most of his energy on creating the clones, he was now very weak.
With another swipe from Kirby's sword, Dark Matter exploded, destroying his hideout and injuring Kirby. However Kirby's wound was not fatal. He climbed back on the Warpstar and flew away. His job was done. He had successfully defeated Dark Matter.
However, in a strange twist of fate, one of the glass tubes was not destroyed in the explosion. Years later, the clone awakened. Using his incredible strength, he was able to break apart his glass container. His red eyes looked around frantically at the destroyed building. But his only mission was exactly what Dark Matter wanted. His mission was to destroy Kirby and take over the universe. He would be known as Dark Kirby. (Insert ominous music here.)