Your Akatsuki Camping Adventure!
By xXKemishaxChanXx
Chapter 1: Where Are We Going?
Youwere laying in your room reading... well, books until... Hidan started banging on your door. "GET YOUR SHITTY ASS OUT HERE NOW!" "Okay,Okay just don't break down the (BAM!)" The door hit your face you fell on the ground, Hidan looked down at you. "Dude you okay?" "DO I LOOK FUCK'IN OKAY!?" "Well your arm is bent funny." you looked at your arm it was bent upwards. "OH SHIT!" "Here let me help you." He grabbed your arm bent it down. (CRACK!) "AHHH! IT HURTS! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO!?" "Im just trying help!" "YOU LIKE SEEING ME IN PAIN DON'T YOU?!" "I told you im just trying to (Slap!) OW!" (Slap!)(Slap!) "Well at least your arm works." "SHUTUP!" (Slap!) Kakuzu came in your room looking for Hidan then saw you slapping him with a dead arm."OOookayy I guess i'lll I guess i'll come back later." Both of you looked at Kakuzu backing away. Sasori popped his head through the door way. "Where's the door?" Sasori looked down. "Oh..." "What the fuck are you doing bitches?!" shouted Kakuzu. "Who are you calling a bitch?" You asked. "Im calling you a bitch, bitch." "Hidan, Kakuzu killed your cat." You said randomly."YOU KILLED MR. EMO?!" Shouted Hidan. "No I didn't!" "Yes you did with your unicycle." Sasori was still standing in the doorway. "How do you kill a cat with unicycle?" Sasori asked. "I dont know, why don't don't you ask Mr. Stuntman over here." "I said shutup!" "All this time I blamed Zetsu!" Hidan jumped on Kakuzu. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Just then Pein came in this is what he saw: Hidan wrestling Kakuzu screaming bastard you and Sasori eating popcorn and watching while you are pointing and laughing. Pein sighed "Dumbasses." All of you looked up angrily. "Who you calling a dumbass?!" Deidara was walking in the hall when Pein speeded past him then he saw you guys running towards Pein, then he looked back at leader and shouted: "RUN BITCH RUN!" You guys speeded past him. "GET BACK HERE!" "Please I didn't mean it! AAAAHHHH!" Tobi was walking with Konan All of you guys ran into each other and fell down than Deidara blew up the ceiling."FUCK YEAH! THAT WAS A BIG ONE!" Well Konan was mad and said "GET THE FUCK DOWN HERE DEIDARA!!" When Deidara got down she fired again. "You guys need to get out of the house." "Yeah but where do we go un?" "Ummm...let's see...oh..um..uhhhh..camping?"
"FUCK NO!" "Why?" "I DON'T FUCKING KNOW!" "THEN KEEP YOUR FUCKING MOUTH SHUT!" "FUCK YOU!" While you and Konan were bickering, Tobi was trying to talk. "Umm you guys..." "SHUT THE FUCK UP TOBI!" "But.." "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" So you and Konan started fighting again, then Tobi got mad. "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MOTHERFUCKERS AND TO YOU HOMO BASTARDS GO GET ME SOME CHIPS!" Deidara and Sasori ran into the kitchen for the food, while the rest of you had your jaws dropped in surprise. "Tobi?" you asked "Yes chan/kun?" He had his childish voice, "Are you done?" "Yes chan/kun."