Inu drabble! Woot! I like drabble. It's so much easier than writing a huge, like, 15 chapter long fic... ANYways, without further ado, my 264 word drabble! Care to tell me what you think?
A Bad Case of the Hiccups
Hic!
Inuyasha hiccupped, causing Buyo to give him a vicious scratch.
"OW! Stu-hic!-pid cat!"
He got up from his seat on the floor, angrily hiccupping down the hall. Kagome probably had some strange futuristic medicine to stop the hiccups.
"Sorry, Inuyasha, you'll just have to find some other way to make them stop," she told him with a sweet smile. Almost a little too sweet.
Stomping, hiccupping and cursing through the house, Inuyasha soon bumped into Sota.
"Inuyasha! Hiccups? Try a big spoonful of peanut butter. That always works for me."
Sota took out a big jar of some sticky, brown substance and shoved a heaping spoonful into Inuyasha's mouth.
"MMPH! PHFA-hic!-RMM!"
Inuyasha's mouth was stuck shut by the peanut butter. Sota, smothering a giggle, poured him a glass of milk, which Inuyasha gulped gratefully.
Hic!
They were still there!
Deciding to not take ideas from anyone else and stay away from the peanut butter jar, Inuyasha tried everything possible to get rid of the dreadful hiccups.
He tried sticking his mouth under the tap and taking ten sips of water while holding his breath, almost chocking in the process.
Hic!
He tried doing a cartwheel.
Hic!
He tried going to Feudal Japan and back.
Hic!
He tried smashing things in frustration, much to the anger of Mrs. Higurashi, who chased him around the house several times.
Hic!
He tried doing four laps around the shrine on his hands, ten again on his feet, two around the high rises of Japan, and one around every level of Kagome's school.
Silence.
ATCHOO!
Oh. Hell. No.