Opening night

mario walks through a big dark tunnel.

luigi runs right by him, afraid of the darkness. or wario. I personally don't know.

mario: DIMWIT!! I'M THYE LEADER OF THIS $%# TEAM!!! I GO FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

luigi(sheepishly): sorry.

suddenly they all walk into a big stadium with music playing and crowds shouting

charmy: LAlalalalalLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAlalalalalaalallalalalalalLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

this is the music I was talking about

espio: charmy, is that absolutely neccessary?

charmy: is it bugging you guys?

toad: YES! thank you for taking us into consideration

charmy: then yes, it is neccessary.

toad: sigh...

espio: c'mon over here with the rest of us refs

charmy:spoilsport!

team sonic is also emerging from a tunnel on the other side of the stadium

knuckles: whoah...

tails: I know, the stadium is so wonderful!

knuckles: actually, I was talking about that girl out there

knuckles waves, and the girl faints, causing a chain reaction of people falling, tripping, and spilling drinks

knuckles: oops...

sonic: nice. just nice.

random announcer who no one can see( I'll just call him "announcer"): teams, take your flags

yoshi grabs a mario flag, and tails grabs a sonic flag. (they are the designated flagholders)

announcer: teams, approach.

both teams walk up and stand in one long side-by-side line

announcer: flagholders, place your flags

yoshi and tails put the flags in little holes, then go back to their spots in the line

announcer: people, these are the contestants who will be competing for various medals of honor

yoshi: medals of HONOR? I want one of THOSE!

mario: you have to EARN it, now be quiet

tails: since when were they medals of honor? I thought they were just medals?

sonic: the announcer needed something fancy, and that was the best thing platypusfreak could think of

vector:who's platypusfreak?

sonic: long story short, he is controlling our every move.

vector: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sonic: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

vector: sorry

announcer: I give you team mario!

the crowd roars and red fireworks explode in the sky

announcer: and team sonic!

the crowd roars again and blue fireworks explode overhead

everyone leaves the stadium except one person

ganondorf: Huh? where'd everyone go?

all of the contestants are in a limo, catching up

mario(to sonic): hey, I rember you from brawl!

sonic: oh, yeah! nice to see you again mario!

peach: oh, you were that wierd blue rat thing--wait, was that out loud?

luigi: sadly, yes

I will not type up the beatings that sonic gives to peach, so let's move to the refs.

in a different limo,

charmy: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE are the CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!! my FRIEEEEENDS!

espio: charmy please, that is the only line that you know of that song, and it is getting ANNOYING!

cream: when will we get to the hotel?

meanwhile...

the limo with the contestants pulls up to a hotel

yoshi: FINALLY!!!

daisy: it was a 5 minute ride yoshi!

they all walk up to the hotel

the hotel owner comes out and greets the contestants

owner: hello, welcome to the mi-cha hotel, let me take you to your suite

bowser: mi-cha, sounds italian!

luigi: it's chinese, dimwit, we are in china!

bowser: oh

vector: since when?

they all go up the elevator 3 floors

owner: the presidential suite

he hands everyone a room key

vector:presidential! we get to meet george washington! yay me!!!!!!!!!!

they walk into a suite that is bigger than any suite you've ever seen

vector: where's abe lincoln?

mario( looking at the 16 beds): are you saying that we are all sharing ONE suite?

owner: yes, of course. now I shall leave you to unpack

knuckles: I am NOT I repeat NOT sleep in the same room as that bozo!

knuckles points at vector, who is looking in awe at a straw wrapper(heavens knows where he got it!)

luigi: I feel you brother.

he points at waluigi, who is trying to eat his own soap.

mario: this will be a LOOOOOOOOOOOONG summer.

how do you like ch. #1 of my new story. please R&R (read and review)