Enjoy this random note. If anyone is interested, it is originally from one of my first stories, The Beginning. I am not asking you to read it at all; in fact, don't waste your time. Just sit back and relax and read this note. Thank you.
Ho, ho, ho! Hello there, I am the Happy Mask Salesman. I have a lot of rare pieces that I have come to own from all over the world. I travel and sell them for a good price. Eh? I seem shady? No, no, I can see it all over your face, there is no need for you to say anything. Perhaps I am disturbing you. That is fine, I will take my wares somewhere else.
Eh? You ask of this mask? It is a very rare specimen, it is. The Mask of Truth is said to let you see into the minds of those you encounter. It was once owned by the Sheikah… Eh? Not that mask? Which one are you talking about?
This one? No, you cannot have this one. It is called Majora's Mask. It took many hardships to achieve such a rare piece. It is said to have the power to grant the wearer's desires. But is also possesses…
A POWER SO DREADFUL IT IS BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS! IT IS A MASK OF EVIL!
Ah, I spoke too much. How could I let such terrible information slip out? Please, forgive me, and forget what I just said.
Hm? Ah, this mask? Yes, this is the Keaton Mask. You want to buy it? No, I do not sell my wares. You can, however, borrow them at a fee. It is for your son? I'm sorry, but I can never give up such a unique treasure. I am terribly sorry.
My shop is in Hyrule. If you want to borrow this mask, please feel free to stop by. Good-bye, and good luck guarding Death Mountain.
I am the Happy Mask Salesman. Ho, ho, ho.