Nothing left un-mocked

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here we go once again loads of slash dont like dont doesnt ,mean I dislike any of the characters I'm just havin fun and I mean no disrespect to anyone.

Ch1 D'Jok and Micro-ice

Micro-Ice was very was the worst he'd felt in all his life words could not describe how bad he felt.

What was the cause of the depression that made Micro-ice huddle in the shower with his clothes still on sobbing?

It had happened at lunch that day and it was the worst thing that could ever happen D'Jok had taken the last slice of Pizza right in front of him. Micro-ice couldn't take life at the accademy anymore now that D'jok had betrayed him like that.

He was so wrapped up in his own thoughts about this he didn't even think that maybe D'jok had just been had come to the conclusion that D'jok hated him

Micro-ice got out of the was so full of angst he'd just let the water run:by now he'd reached a firm decision he'd dye his hair and change his name and move to the Wambas wait a minuet where was the Wambas planet. this made Micro-ice even angstier not only had D'jok gone and betrayed him he couldn't tell one planet from another god was he bad at geography.

Micro-ice was so full of angst that he got clumsy and hit the on button on his radio which just his luck was playing an angsty song

angst,angst,angst
im very upset

Angst ,angst blood

blood blood blood

ANGST

This made Micro-ice feel even worse and he found himself going over to his bed and dramatically opening the drawer and pulling out a butchers knife,Micro-ice didn't know what the knife was doing in his room but he decided just to go with it.

Micro-ice sat fro about an hour just looking at the knife and making an accurate drawing of it so D'jok could see how much he'd hurt Micro-ice plus if he'd ended his life right there it would ruin the dramatic effect plus D'Jok wouldnt be able to come and save him.

But after a further fifteen minuets with nothing happening he decided that there was no point prolonging the inevitable and he positioned the knife against his wrists because his other body parts werent emo enough to work.

Just then D'Jok burst into the room just in time to save him (weird how these things work)

"Erm Micro what are you doing"D'jok asked unconcerned

"ENDING MY LIFE THANKS TO YOU!!" Micro-ice bellowed

"what did i do" D'Jok asked stunned

"You took my pizza"

" Did I I'm sorry" D'jok said

Suddenly Micro-ice felt so much better now that D'jok had apologized his life would be so much better.

The radio was still playing angsty songs (the station was having a emo marathon that day) D'Jok noticed this and unplugged it and threw it out the door where it hit Thran in the face

"Ouch" said Thran in his usual fake chinese accent.

Micro-Ice and D'jok wondered who had said that but shrugged it off then D'Jok declared his undying love for Micro-ice and they started making out and everybody lived happily ever after except for Thran,of course.

hows that for a start up chapter ill mock every pairing explored and even some that havent been that ill magically think it