::::: If Tobi were to get a tooth decay ::::: Season 2::::: Chapter 1:::::

The room was silent, as every Akatsuki member was seated in a circle.

I sighed.

When the hell are they even going to come?

"When the *pickling* hell are they going to *pickling* come?" Hidan muttered.

I rolled my eyes.

Kakuzu, Hidan, Itachi, Kisame, Deidara, Zetsu, Sasori, Tobi and I were all seated around in a circle, in some room that Pain ordered us to be in.

Candles were lit everywhere, the flames flickering to life.

There was also a fragrance thingo, that he put in so that he could make the whole room smell nice.

Apparently, the smell wasn't good.

It was like the smell of rotten old socks that had been worn, then worn over again and again and again.

That kind of smell.

Not that great.

"Natsumi...may you check on the buns?" Itachi whispered beside me.

"Why the buns?" I asked, raising an eyebrow.

"I want to eat them after, and I don't want the stench to get to them." Itachi stated.

"You've got a point." I nodded slowly, getting up.

I walked tip toeing to the buns, which were seated nicely on the altar, and took them, tip toeing to the back door.

I opened it ever so slowly and but the buns out there.

The fresh air hit my face, and smelt way better than it did in there.

Oh, how I wish I was outside.

"Psst! Natsumi-chan!" Tobi loudly whispered.

"What?" I whispered back.

"Tobi hears Leader-sama and Leader-sama's girlfriend coming!" Tobi replied.

I fake smile and took one last breathe of the air, taking in its freshness before going back into the stench of the room...of doom...

I clicked my fingers, as I suddenly got an idea.

"What does Natsumi-chan have in mind?" Tobi asked.

I smile evilly, "Since the smell in here is disgusting, I was thinking we should do something like, oh, maybe lavender or something to replace this old sock fragrance?"

Tobi smiled broadly, not that I could see it under that mask.

The whole room was quiet, and we heard faint footsteps in the distance.

"Come on guys! I'll get the better fragrance and you guys destroy the horrible ones!" I whispered, going through the backdoor.

Before I went, everyone nodded.

Apparently they all heard it.

The fragrance changing thingo I said.

I raced out of the room, and into mine, where I kept my newly stored fresh herby fragrances.

I looked through them, trying to find a good one.

There wasn't any lavender, so I picked out vanilla.

I got a few bottles of that vanilla fragrance, and some cinnamon sticks.

Why cinnamon sticks?

Well, they go well with vanilla, if you've ever tried it.

It's nice...

Anyhow, I made my way back to the room, and when I went in, the stench was still there.

I looked around, the fragrance Pain provided wasn't there anymore.

I looked around the room, and spotted Itachi in the middle.

I raised an eyebrow, "What're you doing?"

Hidan held one of one of Pain's fragrance thingo's, held in front of Itachi.

Itachi chuckled, "You know, we should flame up the room a bit."

I blinked, then suddenly knew what he meant.

Those fragrance thingies were like oil, so when they meet fire, *BAM!* and the world is doomed.

My eyes widened, and I smiled evilly, "Do it."

Itachi nodded, and did a few hand signs, blowing out a little fireball from his mouth.

It was the Uchiha style one, it's usually big, but since he's a good ninja, he gets to control it quite well, unlike me, who can't exactly control anything.

Especially from last year.

ESPECIALLY.

Because as most of our memories remember, last year Tobi had a tooth decay, and went on a rampage.

Nearly destroyed the world, I have to say.

Anyhow, Itachi blew some fire out of his mouth, using that awesome jutsu of his, flaming up the bottle in Hidan's hand.

Since Hidan was immortal, he couldn't exactly die, so he was perfect for the job.

The bottle flamed up, and created a bigger fire.

Then Kisame, out of nowhere, did a water style jutsu to get rid of the fire, and it succeeded.

When we could see the outcome of this...thing, it was merely just a blob of...nothing.

I smiled, "Now let's re-fragrance this room with vanilla and cinnamon~!"

I got out various types of containers, putting some vanilla fragrance and cinnamon in each one.

It smelt quite nice after the 2nd one, and it immediately took over the other stench that killed us before.

Once I was done, I got the buns back from outside, putting it back on the altar.

I sighed happily, "Now it smells nice."

The footsteps from before were louder now, and everyone went back to their seats on the floor and sat up in a good manner.

The door slowly creaked open, and Pain walked in, with an Akatsuki tuxedo on.

My jaw dropped, he looked absolutely...FUGLY!

I mean, seriously, DOES HE EVEN HAVE A *PICKLING* SENSE OF FASHION?

There were the Akatsuki clouds around the black background tux, which, as most people know, stand for the Akatsuki.

I think some people, A.K.A Kisame, Hidan, Kakuzu, Deidara, Tobi started laughing.

Well, were about to laugh.

Pain looked around the room when he stepped in, and he blinked a couple of times before walking fully in.

"This smells...nice." He complimented.

I smiled, "Of course it does. I did it."

He looked at me, and smiled, "What is this fragrance?"

"Vanilla and cinnamon." I said proudly.

Maybe criminals like us need some more fragrance in our lives.

Make people worship us just by how we smell.

Pain walked to the altar sort of thingo, the thing that had the buns on, and stood there.

He waved Itachi and me over.

"What?" I asked.

"Ok. I need you and Itachi to do the speech for me." Pain ordered.

I raised an eyebrow, "What speech?"

"Oh. You know which one." Pain said.

There was a knock on the door, and Pain pushed me and Itachi behind the altar.

Behind the altar, there was a book that lay open on the table.

I took it into my hands, and read it.

I scanned the page, and smiled nervously, slowly moving my head to look at Itachi, "You say it."

He glanced over my shoulder at the page, and shook his head, "You."

I bit my lip, and looked weirdly at the door as a blue haired female walked in, dressed in a black Akatsuki dress, with her usual blue rose.

I gaped at her figure.

She was absolutely flawless.

Beautiful.

Unlike stupid-leader-Pain-dude-over-there-standing-in-a-stupid-looking-tuxedo-thingo-that-looks-ugly-on-him.

Anyhow, Konan, as graceful as she was, made her way gracefully up the aisle, and next to Pain.

She gave him a warm smile.

"Hello, sweetheart." Konan said sweetly.

I smile and blink a bit, looking at the leaders of Akatsuki weirdly.

Pain gave me a look, and I smile nervously.

"Um...Konan, Pain..." I started, "Pain, are you going to take Konan as your wife or what?"

I mentally slap myself in the head.

What kind of person would say that at a wedding?

Me, of course.

I'm the queen of evil.

The queen of being evil.

The queen of all things evil.

...and the queen of screw ups.

Pain gave me a questioning look, "Um...yes?"

I nodded nervously, turning to Konan, "And you, Konan. Are you going to take this ug—Pain as your husband?"

*PICKLE!*

I nearly screwed up again, nearly calling Pain, 'ugly'.

But then again, he was ugly in this tuxedo get up.

Very.

Konan smiled sweetly, "Yes, I do."

I laughed nervously, my eyes scanning the page.

Then my lips turned into an evil smirk.

The other members looked at me with questioning eyes, wondering what I was grinning evilly about.

Itachi knew though, and nodded slowly.

My evil grin stayed on my face, and I looked up at Konan and Pain.

They looked back at me, their eyes curious of what I'd say next.

I chuckled and said happily, "You 2...now have to kiss."

Author's Note: Hello, dear readers. As you probably know, this series title is 'If Tobi Were To Get A Tooth Decay'. This is Season 2, so if you haven't read Season 1, I'd say read that before reading this one. You don't have to, but it would probably make more sense if you've read the first season. Thank you to all those readers out there who have given me awesome feedback and have been supporting me all the way! Thank you so much!