One everyday Kirby was inspecterating his grandcanyon fridgerator in searching of final pizzabit. much to devestateration the refreezerater was empty. "i know what this mean it mean king dedede stole pizzabit and he must pay for his crimes against humanity" kirby venges
kirby straps gunblades to all quad of his stubby limbs and cartwheels out the windoor. he exploderates the grenn grenns and sliceanddice many waddledees and waddledoos and waddleburts. whispy woods appears once but kirby shot him with a rocket launcher then lit him on burnfires and then shot him with the rocket launchair again and then kicked his face a few times.
kirby proceeds to use customized lawnmower to shrederate many waves of waddlyguys. metanight appears and attempts reason discussion of reality of pizzabit thiever. "Dude, Kirby, chill out, anyone could of stolen that pizza slice. Dedede's cleaned up his act, he's a good gu-" but kirby had had it up to his stubby arms with metars baloneysandwich reasonings and shoves atomic bomb down blobknights throat and he exploderates from the inside
kirby proceeds to dedeguys castle with rotating hellichopper blade on hand used for evisceration of the waddlies and busts into the penguins room where he be conommerating chips and spectating television. kirby puncherates pingu in the face and repeatedly stomps on him as he rollarounds on floor within fetal position.
"DAMMIT KIRBY I DIDNT STEAL YOUR FRICKING PIZZA" dedede shoutclaims. "I AM A KING I CAN HAVE ALL THE PIZZA I WANT". Kirby is not convenced. "then who else had the last slice penguiny bastard" he demands. "YOU DID" shoutclaims the penguiny bastard "WHEN HAVE YOU EVER HAD LEFTOVER PIZZA, YOU ALWAYS EAT IT ALL ON THE SPOT BESIDES YOUR PIZZA ALWAYS HAS PINEAPPLE ON IT AND I HATE PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA". "but then who had the final pizzabit" Kirby enquestions. "IT WAS META KNIGHT DUMBASS I BOUGHT HIM A PIZZA BECAUSE IT WAS HIS BIRTHDAY". "oh" Kirby said. "id go apologise to him but i kind of killed him."
marshmallow murderman and the king penguin go to masknights house to notify family of his murderage but then remembered metamask was single anyway so it was pretty pointless. kirby was hungry so he went to consumerade the last pizzabit but discovered that metamatas fridge was empty too. "THIS CAN'T BE POSSIBLE" kingman proclashouts. "METAKNIGHT ALWAYS STOCKS UP FOOD AND EATS IN SMALL SERVINGS." kirby suddenly ponderates the truthfact of the mysterious. "so there was a foodstealer after all this is unaccecptadool knightknight was our friendquaitance" kirby vengefuls. "BUT WHO COULD IT BE" the penguin asksponds.
"It WaS mE aLl AlOnG hOrRiBlE eYeBaLl MoNsTrOsItY" booms the voice of horrible eyeball monstrosity. he was crying bloodsplats and had kalaidoscope angelwings and an evil moustache. "KIRBMIN LOOK ITS HORRIBLE EYEBALL MONSTROSITY" penguini blatantstates. "horrible eyeball monstrosity give back metmans food" kirby threatenings. "YoU wIlL nEvEr FiNd My WeAkPoInT" horrible eyeball monstrosity cockilys. "KIRBY SHOOT THE EYE" dedede dedeuces. kirby conjooours the power of love and friendship to conjurate the broken shards of glass gun. kirby shooterates horrible eyeball monstrosity in the eye with the broken shards of glass gun which shoots broken shards of glass at the eye of horrible eyeball monstrosity and then his eye explodes blooodily. horrible eyeball monstrosity was defeatkilled and left behind was delicious eyebloodstained final pizzabit. kirby mourns the loss of friendquatience and returns pizzabit to metuar's refridge.
metaguy got better though so its okay