Wow. People are actually reading this.

See, I have a thoroughly strange and overactive imagination. Having mastered the personalities, voices, appearences, etc. of the cast of Yu-Gi-Oh, I have begun to see them. Well, I started a year ago. Then I started hearing them. The we started talking. Then friendships, romances (some secret, some not so secret), other stuff developed. Now, we hang out, like 24/7. it's pretty cool, actually. So maybe I'm a little over-addicted. Call me crazy, but have you ever gotten to throw a torturing, embarassing, and awkward surprise part for Seto Kaiba and gotten to stick an obnoxious party hat on him and laugh? Didn't think so. I have. My parents, friends, and neighbors don't get it, but I have.

I quite literally interact with the cast. My mind is that messed up (in a cool way!) So, I figured, I really should write all this chaos down. So I started lon Friday. Then, today, I thought, heck, I might as well POST IT! So here it is.

So this is a journal...sort of.

THE FANATICAL DIARIES OF AN OVER-OBSESSED TEENAGER:

Chapter One: Swearing on Black Titan Dragon

-Open Entry, Friday, February 27, 2009-

School is many things. School is dull. School is a waste of time. School is agonizing. School is irksome. School is where demented old people who talk too much try to cram as much useless information into your skull before the seven hours you have to spend there are over.

I hate school.

As I arrived home, I dropped my book bag on the floor of the kitchen, making a mental note that would soon be long forgotten to retrieve it later. Massaging my forehead gently, I wordlessly thanked God it was finally Friday.

I walked to my room, opened the door, and walked inside. Picking my laptop up from the bed where I'd left it to charge, I seated myself on the mattress and turned it on.

Joey and Kaiba glanced at each other, no doubt surprised by my cataphysical scowl and the silent entrance. Normally, I'd come in, bounce down on my bed, and start telling them what had happened or what was on my mind in the bubbly, happy voice they'd grown used to hearing daily.

"Ocie?" Joey asked." You okay?"

"Shut up, Wheeler."

Joey looked startled. I never called him by his last name. Well, almost never. I did when I was mad at him, but that was about it.

"What'd I do?"

I looked up at him, an unfriendly tone in my voice and an icy glare on my face. "Excuse me, are you talking? Because I seem to recall telling you to shut up!"

"Sorry."

"YOU'RE STILL TALKING!" I yelled angrily.

"You got detention for talking about the show too much again, didn't you?" Kaiba asked. I looked up to see that he was trying to hold back a smile. It had happened before. Well, it wasn't that I talked about it too much...more like at the wrong times. Such as during class.

Irritated, I grabbed him by the collar and got in his face, "Seto Kaiba, if you laugh, so help me, you will be in more pain than you were at the end of my last birthday party. Got it?" He nodded.

"Good."

Just for the record, I'd smashed a guitar over his head at my last birthday party. He'd made a really unnecessary (and just plain WRONG) comment about me and Yami Bakura. Ew. The memory made me wrinkle my nose in disgust and shudder.

So I sat on my bad and listened to my favorite songs on YouTube with my headphones on because my iPod was…well, MIA at the moment.

Since I was facing the wall opposite the door, I could only tell the door had opened by the changing shadow on the wall, but I didn't know who it was. All I know is, the moment the door opened, Kaiba and Joey, who were sitting at the end of my bed facing me and the door, immediately started signaling violently for whoever it was to leave. I took off the headphones and turned around. It was Yami Bakura.

"Got something for you."

My eyes widened and my jaw dropped. "No way! You got it?" He held out a Duel Monsters card. I dove off the bed and tackled him in a massive hug. He squirmed and tried to escape, but as I'd told the entire cast of Yu-Gi-Oh before, when I really wanted to do something to them, resistance was futile.

I let him go and he sighed in relief. "How did you get her to give it to you?" I asked.

"I have my ways." He said simply, avoiding my eyes.

I narrowed my eyes and frowned. "You didn't."

He knew what I meant. "No, not that, I just…"

You didn't!" I gasped, meaning it in a totally different way. "You didn't!" I covered my mouth and started laughing.

He blushed and I laughed harder. "Well what else was I supposed to do!?"

"Well, I don't know, but you actually did it?"

"YES, OKAY! WE GET IT!"

I took it down a notch, but couldn't stop laughing. "So, was it more of you kissing Clover or her kissing you?" He didn't answer. That was probably because it was the first one.

He held it out. I reached for it, but he moved it away and said, "You'll delete that picture, right?" I nodded solemnly. "And you won't tell anybody? Ever?" I nodded again. "Swear." He commanded, not taking any chances.

I held up my right hand. "I totally swear!"

He raised an eyebrow. "Ocie, since when have we sworn to anything like that?"

"Oh. Right." I pulled my Black Titan Dragon card from my pocket with the rest of my deck and held it up, holding on with my right hand, making sure only to take up half of the card, excepting my thumb, which I stuck out straight across out over the middle. Yami Bakura did the same, only on the other side of the card, crossing his thumb over mine. "I swear on the Black Titan Dragon to delete that picture and never to tell anyone what it was, and let the Egyptian Gods bear witness to this eternally binding promise." I re-pocketed the card, and held out my hand.

"Good." He gave me the card left. The moment he did, I burst out laughing again. Clover was the name of a friend of mine. She was also related to Pegasus, which always helped. She had a massive crush on Yami Bakura. WEIRDO!

I grinned and studied the card, all thoughts of detentions and retrieving book bags forgotten. "I don't believe it. He actually got it."

Eyes unnaturally huge, Joey and Kaiba scrambled over the bed to look over my shoulder. "So it really exists?" Kaiba asked.

"Nope!" I rolled my eyes. "This is just a hologram!"

"I can't believe Clover actually gave it to him."

"I can't believe he actually kissed Clover!" I smiled at the mental image. "This is so cool! I can't wait to rub this in Yugi's…what, Joey?" He was looking at me expectantly. "What? WHAT? FOR THE LOVE OF SLIFER THE SKY DRAGON, WOULD YOU JUST T-oh. Yea, you can talk now."

He breathed a sigh of relief, than gasped, "She just gave him a one-of-a-kind card! And he just gave it to you!"

"Well, she didn't give him much of a choice." Kaiba pointed out. "I just wish we could see that picture."

"He kissed her!" I didn't plan on letting him forget it either. It was pretty dang hilarious, especially if you know Clover. She was the most energetic, weird, crazy, peppy girl I'd ever met.

I pulled my cellphone out of my pocket and deleted the picture with no regrets. As hilarious as it was, it was so worth losing it for my new card.

"I wish you would've shown us first." Joey pouted.

I shrugged. "Hello, I just swore on Black Titan Dragon, and I ain't losin that card." He shrugged. I had a point. I wished I had an embarrassing photo of Kaiba or Marik. If Yami Bakura had actually kissed someone to get me to get rid of it, imagine what they'd do! I grinned evilly at the thought…

-Close Entry-

Well, that was interesting. No, you can't actually get a Black Titan Dragon or my soon-to-be-reveiled one-of-a-kind card. They're all figments of my imagination. BUT THEY'RE REAL TO ME!

Oh, and "Ocie" is my nickname, short for Ocelot. It's pronounced "Awe-see".

And, yes, I do actually swear like that with my Yu-Gi-Oh watching friends. As in the ones who you can see too. And the cast, but you could see that. The thing is: you swear like that on your favorite card, using that format and all that stuff. If you break the promise, whoever you swore to gets to keep the card. Yea, not fun, huh? That's why we only do it when we really mean it.

And, no, I can't tell you about that picture. I swore on Black Titan Dragon, remember? And, like I said, I ain't losin that card. Because, remember, this is actually happening to me. Sort of...God, I'm weird.