Hey, so I love Skins and wanted to do this since I love Naomily. This is my first Fan Fiction it's Naomi's thoughts during her episode with some added bits and some skipped bits. Let me know what you think. Thanks to all who give this a chance.
Chapter One.
She was kissing me and I was loving it, the way her lips felt it was exactly like last time except I was fully aware of the fact her tongue was moving inside my mouth, I defiantly couldn't blame this on drugs. I slowly relax and deepen the kiss even more but ok this is weird she taste's funky and oh god has she brushed her teeth recently? Shit I'm choking…
I slowly awoke, shit I was dreaming of her again man what is up with that? At least it was a figment of my imagination and I wouldn't have to tell Emily that her mouth tastes like fungus. Still thinking about it I became aware of something still in my mouth. Holy shit a foot! A fucking foot in my mouth!
"Jesus Christ" I say out load to nobody in particular. "What the fuck?!" Suddenly a man popped his out from the other end of the bed. "Jesus Christ" I repeated again. I must still be asleep, he was looking straight at me. Ok so not dreaming better find out who exactly he is.
"Who the fuck are you?" I practically shout.
"Friend o' your mums, 'ad nowhere ta kip sweetheart, evan if she don't think I'm the actual messiah." Holy shit is he on drugs, he did not make sense and he is still in my fucking bed! "Mum!" "Mum!!" Why do I even bother shouting? Not like she's going to come to my rescue. Time to get the hell out of here, even if it is my fucking room!
I climb out of my bed and walk towards the bathroom "Who the hell does she think she is?! It's bloody ridiculous! Does nobody understand privacy?!" I turn back around to give the stupid fuck a piece of my mind but shit wait "I'm naked… I sleep naked"
"Aren't nothing' I ain't seen before, you look like your mum actually, same 'aircut she 'ad" he spat looking towards my lower half.
Shit! Shit! Shit! Please be a dream. Please let me wake up. First I choke on some blokes foot and now I'm standing in front of the same guy whose twice my age and looks like he hasn't washed in a month, comparing me to my fucking mum all while I'm completely naked!
Arragh! She's such a cow, I'm out of here but not before I tell her just what I think of this fucked up situation. "Mum, has anyone ever told you what a complete fucking cow you are?"
"Plenty of people love, here take a look at this would you love? Were thinking of banning it from the group shopping lists" I assume she's talking about the banana in the middle of the kitchen table. "there is a man. In my room. In my bed. Mum."
!He had nowhere else to go, it's called communal living sweetie." Ha communal living my arse she let freaks move in. Hell she is a freak for allowing it.
"God! You are so irritating!"
Thinking something else to say but coming up with nothing I grab the banana from the table peeling it in front of them. Taking a massive bite I leave for school giving my mum one last look of revulsion.
Thanks for reading! R&R please! =D