Chapter 1
Thinking about Joining the Talent Show at School
Zack and Cody were eating at the cafeteria with their friends.
Cody- Hey, guys! What do you think of joining the talent show?
Zack- Cool! Then I can show off my skateboard tricks! So then everyone will know me as ZACK THE SKATEBOARDER.
Bob- I hate Talent Shows. One time I was doing this dance and I messed up so badly!
Cody- What happened?
Bob- I froze up there on stage and I almost wet my pants!
Zack- …okay? That would have been hilarious!
Cody- Max, you can dance for the Talent Show.
Max- Cool. But I need someone to be my background dancer. Cody, can you help?
Cody- Sorry, I can't.
Max- Why not?
Cody- I'm going to be cooking with Tapeworm.
Tapeworm- I think Agnes isn't doing anything. Maybe she can dance too.
Agnes sits down at their table.
Max- Hey, Agnes! Do you think you can dance with me for the talent show?
Agnes- Sure! I was in a dancing school once, but then I quit.
Bob- Okay, guys! Can you stop talking about dancing because it gives me bad memories?
Zack- Did you ever think you can be more popular by winning the talent show?
Cody- Nope! Unless you did something really incredible!
Zack- Like swim with a shark?
Cody- Where do you get these crazy ideas? Too many dreams!
Zack- Your just jealous cause I'm more popular than you!
Cody- I'm smarter than you!
Zack- Is that the best diss you can think of?
Cody- Oh, yeah! Well, if your so popular, then why don't you go diss the football captain and sees what he'll do about it!
All friends- STOP FIGHTING!
Agnes- Sit down! You guys are embarrassing us.
Bob- Okay! I'll go sign us up for the talent show first!