Hiya! I kinda forgot to put an author's note on my first story, but whatever, if you care, then by all means complain. Words like this are thoughts.

Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach, it owns me

Ichigo sighed and drew a glance from Renji who was sitting next to him.

"What are you pouting 'bout girly?" Renji asked.

"I'm not as girly as your bitch ass. Nothing anyway," And he continued to stare out at the real world's ocean.

Nothing but a tight little ass in a bikini. "Oh, I see."

"What?"

"Nothin,"

"You're getting on my fucking nerves,"

"Just that maybe, I noticed your eyes following a certain fine ass..."

"What? Who the hell are you talking about?"

"Orihiiime," Renji sang.

"What? Please, we're just friends,"

"Really? Then you wouldn't mind if I do this…"

"What-"

He stopped as Renji got up and sauntered over to Orihime. He leaned close to her ear and said something Ichigo couldn't tell what. Renji grabbed Orihime's hand and pulled her to where Ichigo was. Ichigo swallowed a bit too hard as he got a closer view of Orihime's barely contained cleavage concealed by a miniscule bit of green fabric.

"Okay Orihime, I need your help. Berry-tan here thinks I don't know how to kiss. And I'm trying to tell him I know more than him. His first kiss was with who? His sister?"

Orihime giggled. "Abarai-kun why are you telling me this?"

"It's 'cause I need your help Orihime," He paused dramatically, "I need to kiss you to show him I can do it." He winked Ichigo.

"Eh? You want to kiss me to prove you can kiss? But can't everyon-"

Renji shut her up with his tongue, while Ichigo watched with a frozen expression. Meanwhile, Orihime's mind was working in overdrive. I thought Abarai-kun liked Rukia and Byakuya-san. So shouldn't Kurosaki-kun already know that Abarai-kun can kiss? I mean if you think about all the kissing that goes on between three people? And what about in bed-

Orihime's thoughts were distracted as she felt Renji press closer to her. A slight moan escaped her lips before they were caught up in Renji's again. She threaded her fingers through his hair which she pulled out. His own hands were on her ass, her waist, and on her ass again. They would have had sex right there on the beach, but suddenly Ichigo pulled them apart.

"Orihime Rukia called you." He started to push her towards Rukia.

"Hai. I can go myself Kurosaki-kun,"

"Yeah, right. Okay,"

Damn, it felt like my freakin shorts were gonna explode! It looked like they were gonna rape each other. I'm not jealous. I'm not jealous. I'm not jealo-

"Yo, Ichigo that was some tight-oof,"

Ichigo had punched him in the gut before he even finished what he was saying. Renji laughed and tackled him, and Ichigo felt a smile break out on his face. Yeah, that is some tight ass.

Orihime was talking with Rukia when she remembered.

"Kuchiki-san, don't you sleep with Abarai-kun and Kuchiki-san?" Rukia choked on her spit, "Ichigo didn't think that Abarai-kun knew how to kiss, but I thought everyone knew you all kiss each other."

Rukia didn't know how to respond to such a question so she told the truth, caught off-guard.

"Well, we weren't going to tell anyone but since you asked in such an upfront manner, that was a long time ago, before I met you of Ichigo."

Orihime smiled. "Really? Was it fun?"

"It was," Rukia suddenly had an idea, "Why don't we do one?"

"Yeah!"