Misfits of The Caribbean.
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Ch. 1: The Salty Wench.
A lone ship lay on the surface of the water. "The Salty Wench" was carved into the ship's side. Three girls stood on deck. Said three girls just happened to be captain of the ship. Yes, that's right, all three of them were captain. One of them was marginally taller than the other two. The names of these three girls? The tallest was Captain Roo, who just wanted to sail the seas for the rest of her life, living as freely as a bird. She was also helplessly obsessed with treasure and rum. She was also as mad as can be. She was rude, sadistic, and occasionally very loud. The middle sized girl was Captain Reez, twin sister of Captain Lorn, and the most reasonable of the three. She was also very calm, and preferred not to fight. But, when she had to fight, she did it damn well. Lots of people claimed she was the smartest, mainly because you could understand what she was talking about. Captain Roo was completely insane, though she did have her "lucid" moments as Captain Lorn once put it. Speaking of Captain Lorn, she was the older twin (although shorter than her sister) of Captain Reez. She might have seemed small and cute, but she could be incredibly violent if provoked. She was extremely dangerous when angry. These were the three standing on the deck of The Salty Wench, which, curiously, is where our story starts.
Captain Lorn was angry. When she tried to look through her spyglass, what had happened? Oh, yes, Reez had chosen a fantastic time to unleash a hyperactive Captain Roo above deck. Roo had eaten her spyglass. Chewed it to pieces. Speaking of Captain Roo, she was up in the crows nest, looking around for "that big ship I saw earlier" which, funnily enough, wasn't there. No, Captain Lorn was not happy. Even less so when Roo called out to her. "Captain! Ship! See, I told ya it was there!" she triled, sliding down the mast, rater than climbing down the riging, like any normal human being would. Lorn grumbled to herself and peered through Reez's spyglass (which Reez had been kind enough to lend to her, as it was Lorn's day to be lead Captain.
There was a ship there. A huge ship, with white sails...and a flag...a British flag. "Shit! Them blasted Navy dogs are back again!" she called to the others. "And this time, with a much bigger ship. "Uhh...Captain?" Roo said in hushed tones, putting down her spyglass. "What now Roo?" Lorn said hotly. "Ah...I think you'll find there's more than one..." Said Roo, pointing at another Navy vessel alongside the first. "Shiiiit" groaned Lorn. Today really was not her day.