Sup guys its yo boi Yamchare back at it again with his brilliant writes.
yeah im the son of tom hanks i get a million every day so if you leave a bad review im gonna get u arrested by the tom cruise police
fun fact i get my income by existing
one day sonic the hedge was like
"maybe i need to be a hog"
so he turned into a pig and became sonic the hoghedge
sonic then went to kumon and did his math like a good boy
unfortunately he saw rainbow dash, then got her pregnant
then he saw Jin Kisaragi, and got him pregnant eleventeen times
unfortunately sonic could not pay child support so he fled town
and went all the way to Pornhub
once he was there he met askadow the hedgog his favorite oc and decided to kill himself
he then killed himself by playing call of duty farming simulator crossover 17
Hey guys thanks for reading my amazing fanfiction.
Remember, I'm awesome and if you insult me im gonna be like
"no"
and im gonna also like block you on snapchat and facebook
peace out remember im tom cruises/hanks' biological father's uncle's son's nephew's granddaughter's great-uncle's neighbour's dog's son's owner's noodle shop's regular customer's clothes shop's original owner.