Hi everybody! Just wanted to write a story because I was so inspired by the other stories that I saw on the website. They are absolutely fantabulous! I do not own the Sisters Grimm, even if I want to, and I currently do not own any other story on the site, either. So yeah.
A deathly scream whipped around the household, echoed through the hallways, and bounded down the stairs. It awoke those still deep in slumber, and made the people who were awake jump right out of their pants. (Not literally, but still.)
Directly following that ghastly scream came the mischievous sound of laughter coming from down the hall. All of the sudden, a blonde-haired, blue-eyed girl flung open the bedroom door and proceeded to make as much noise as possible as she stomped down the hall. "PUCK!" Sabrina screeched. "I'm going to KILL you!"
"Oh, dear." Granny Relda murmured. "I wonder what that boy did this time."
All of the sudden, a filthy, blonde-haired boy streaked down the stairwell into the kitchen. In close pursuit was the girl, her face red as a tomato and her hands balled into tight fists.
Quickly, Granny Relda lept from the table and came between the two, in hopes of bringing peace to the house hold once more.
Sabrina screamed angrily at the boy. "Puck, you nincompoop of a farthead! Are you insane?!"
And then started the tirade of word war.
"Ugly."
"Gasbag."
"Bump on a log."
"Stupid puny junk face."
"Doodieface."
"Stinkbug."
"Queen of Freaks."
"Dark Lord of Butterflies."
"Why you little..."
Once again, Granny Relda pushed between the two. "That is enough! Now, Sabrina. Just what in the world did Puck do to you this time, Liebling?"
Sabrina turned to her grandmother. You could practically see the smoke coming out of her ears. "Look what he did! He took all of my clothes and stitched the sleeves and pant legs together! And as if that wasn't enough, he dunked them in corn starch and buttermilk! It's going to take hours to get even a sock wearable again! What am I supposed to wear to school?" She fumed.
Behind the old woman, Puck snickered. "Well, looks like you're in a stitch, aren't you, Grimm?" And then the boy fell upon the floor, laughing maniacally at his horrible pun. "Get it?" He wheezed between bursts of laughter. "Stitched?"And then fell again to the floor in yet another fit of giggles.
Sabrina growled dangerously and pushed past her grandmother. "I'm going to rip off your wings, fairyboy!"
By this time, Puck was off of the floor and was now brushing himself off, still giving little vibes of giggles. As he began to race away, he shouted, "Wow, so much hatred in suck a puny little brain. Who would have that it imaginable?"
It took all of Granny Relda's strength to keep the angry girl from crushing Puck into oblivion.
"Well, this just won't do." She said when she had finally successfully tied them both securely into their chairs. "You can't just go to school today in your pajamas. I suppose you'll just have to wear one of my old dresses until we fix your own.
Sabrina's eyes popped out of her head. "WHAT?! Oh, you are soo dead, fairyboy."
Thirty minutes later, Sabrina came down the stairs dressed in a light blue dress with lace everywhere imaginable. There was lace on the sleeves, lace on the hem, and even some lace underneath the dress to make it poof out.
"I look like a demented doll." She growled.
Daphne squealed. "Omigosh! You look adorable! I could just dunk you in my coffee! Speaking of which, what is coffee?"
Sabrina rolled her eyes. She pulled her hair up into a ponytail and sat down at the breakfast table.
Puck peeked down the stairwell into the kitchen. His eyes almost exploded when he saw Sabrina. He didn't know whether to laugh at the horribly uncomfortable expression on her face or gawk at how well the blue of the dress went with her eyes. Instead, he just raced back into his room to hide until it was time for school.
Sabrina thought that she saw somebody out of the corner of her eye dash down the hall, but when she looked again, there was nobody there.
So, how does everybody like it? It's my first and, *tears* I feel so cool. I hope you all enjoy it! :)
