A/N: I just thought about this one time. Hope you like it! Please review!

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DBZ Bloopers

Cell smashed 16's head, effectively killing the android. "N-NOOOO!" yelled Gohan. Then something snapped. A fresh golden aura appeared around him. "AAAAAHHHHHH!" he screamed as all of his hair stood up now, except for one lock of hair. There were also a few occasional bolts of lightning appearing in his aura.

"I'll make you pay," said Gohan "DIE!" he flew towards Cell, and attempted to punch the android. His fist hit Cell right in his face, but he didn't even flinch. Gohan then punched Cell several times in the gut, but the android, once again, the android didn't even flinch. Gohan hopped back and cupped his hands.

"KA-ME-" cried Gohan as his aura grew bigger. "HA-ME-" Gohan was obviously putting his full power into this. If this didn't kill Cell, nothing could. "HAAAA!" finished Gohan as he sent the blast of blue energy at Cell. It hit Cell head on, but when the smoke cleared, Cell was perfectly fine.

"Ceeeelllll," whined Gohan, "It says in the script you have to let me win!" Cell pulled out a little booklet of papers that read: Script. "Let's see," mumbled Cell, "Piccolo wins… I absorb 17… Vegeta beats the crap out of me… I absorb 18… Trunks gets strong… I still win… Goku and I fight… Goku forfeits… Gohan comes in… OHHHHH yeah. You ARE supposed to beat me."

"Yeah," said Gohan, "And now my throat hurts from all that yelling." "Here," said Vegeta, who was handing Gohan a water bottle, "Your awesome." "Thanks Veggie." Said Gohan. Vegeta smiled. Gohan drank the water. "Ah," he said, "That hit the spot." Gohan threw the bottle away in a conveniently placed trash can, and then turned back towards Cell.

"WAIT!" said Gohan, just before the commercial brake ended, "I forgot something." Then Gohan ripped a hole through the author-story continuum, and- wait NO! I popped out of the author-story continuum hole, and landed right next to Gohan.

"Gohan!" I shouted, "I haven't even finished this story yet!" "Sorry…" mumbled Gohan. Then he threw me back through the author-story continuum. Goku walked over to Gohan and patted his son on the back. Gohan screamed in pain and collapsed on the ground, reverting back to his normal form. "Tell them to cancel the show tonight." Said Goku. He picked up Gohan and flew home.

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