Dib sat in school, in Ms. Bitters class, with the same kids as everyday, and the alien, Zim.
Chunk walked by and pulled Dib up out of his seat, giving him a wedgie. Then Torque Smaquey squirted a bottle of glue into Dib's buttcrack.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Dib yelled.
Rob gave Dib a front wedgie, before giving him a normal wedgie, forcing his underwear deep into his glue filled buttcrack. Rob pulled Dib's underwear over his head. Dib flailed his arms helplessly yelling.
Zita walked over to Dib while all the other kids were laughing, and said to him, "Hey, they're all a bunch of jerks, I actually think you're really cute and really smart, I was just scared of social rejection and followed the crowd to be cool. Do you wanna get some pizza after school?"
Through his underwear, Dib muffled "Yes Zita, that'll be nice". having his hopes up.
"Well I don't know how you can do that when you're in the hospital." Zita replied.
"In the hospital? What are you talking about?"
Chunk slammed a stapler into Dib's head, stapling his underwear into his head.
"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" Dib screamed.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Zim laughed while everyone else laughed. "THE DIB-WORM IS IN PAIN!"
"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" Yelled Dib. "My head is bleeding out!"
"Yeah everyone, Dib's big head is bleeding out!" Yelled Chunk.
"MY FUCKING HEAD IS NOT THAT BIG!" Yelled Dib, going insane.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" All the kids laughed.
"Ms. Bitters, aren't you going to do something?" Asked Dib.
"Sorry Dib, it's against school policy for me to interfere with kids having problems with each other, you have to work your problems out with each other."
Dib was pretty certain that she was lying.
"But my head is bleeding out." Dib said losing consciousness.
Everything started fading for Dib, his vision, his hearing. The last thing he saw was, his underwear, being over his head and stapled to his head. The last thing he heard was kids saying "LOOK AT DIB'S BIG BLEEDING HEAD!".