Alright, my first Gravity Falls fanfiction. Its not what I usually write, but I'll give it a shot.
Disclaimer: I do not own Gravity Falls or any of the characters from the show; they all belong to Disney and Alex Hirsch.
Mabel was hanging out with her friends, Grenda and Candy. They were all gathered around her Great Uncle Stan's tv watching a VHS version of Tangled (which is very hard to come by and Grunkle Stand didn't own any DVD or Blue-Ray players).
"Oh, I love this scene. I'm telling you, Tangled is the best Disney film ever."
"WHAT?! Mabel, you kray-kray!" shouted Grenda, "Frozen is the best Disney movie because QUEEN ELSA DON'T NEED NO MAN!"
"I like The Princess and the Frog because the firefly dies for love." said Candy dreamily.
A dinging sound went off in the kitching.
"My Shrinky Dinks are ready!" shouted Mabel.
Mabel rushed to the kitchen while putting her oven mits on went to take out the shrinky dinks. As she lay the tray down to let them cool, Mabel's brother, Dipper, walked in.
"Hey Mabel." said her brother as he grabbed some Pitt Cola from the fridge.
"Hey Dipper." said Mabel, "Aren't these shrinky dinks adorable? I'm planning on giving them to Robbie."
The shrinky dinks were of two cats eating melon pan.
"I'm going to make them into ear studs." Mabel smiled.
Dipper looked at Mabel inquisitively.
"You know Mabel, you've been doing a lot of nice things for Robbie lately."
"I do nice things for everyone."
"Yeah, but you've been especially Nice to Robbie ever since you got him hooked up with Tambry. First you made him that puppy sweater, then you made him a red velvet cake with googly eyes, then you made him those fingerpuppets of all the major character from Avatar: The Last Airbender and The Legend of Korra."
"I thought his fingers would get cold while wearing those fingerless gloves and that Uncle Iroh could give him elderly advice on living."
"Not to mention, you've been stopping by his house every day."
"What ya get'n at, Dipper?"
"Mabel, we've been together since the day we were born. I know when you have a crush on a boy."
"WHAAH?!" said Mabel in shock, "Dipper, I'm all over wanting to have a summer romance, and besides, Robbie already has a girlfriend. Plus, he's older than I am, so it would never work out."
As the two were talking, Grunkle Stan walked in wearing just his boxer shorts and fuzzy slippers as usual.
"Hey Mabel, your friends were getting bored, so I decided to put Milo and Otis on for them."
Mabel's eyes widened in fear.
"Which version?"
"The original unedited Japanese version."
"OH GOD!"
Mabel rushed to the living room over to her friends who were both petrified in shock.
"Grenda! Candy! Are you two alright?!"
"MY CHILDHOOD IS DEAD!" shouted Grenda.
"I'll never watch kitty videos online without crying ever again!" cried Candy.
Mabel growled furiously, "I'M GONNA KILL GRUNKLE STAN FOR THIS!"
Suddenly, the door rang.
"MABEL, THAT WEIRD GOTH KID YOU LIKE SO MUCH IS AT THE DOOR!" shouted Grunkle Stan.
Mabel gasped in excitement.
"THANKS GRUNKLE STAN!"
Mabel rushed to the door and smiled as she looked up at the pale, dark-haired teenager.
"Hi Robbie."
"Hey." said Robbie in usual laid-back attitude, handing out a plate. "I've come to return the plate for that red velvet cake you gave me. It was alright, I guess."
"Thanks." Mabel smiled as she took the plate. "So... Where's Tambry? Usually I see you two hug-walking and being cutsey in public."
"Oh yeah. We broke up."
"What?!" Mabel couldn't believe her ears.
"Yeah, it just wasn't working out between us."
Mabel didn't know how to feel about this news, especially hearing it from such a cool and collected Robbie when she usually knew him to be brash and hot-headed.
"So you're not upset about it?"
"I am a little, but ever since my last break-up with Wendy, I learnt not to make such a big deal about it. Teenage romance doesn't usually last long anyways; its not like someone gave us a potion to make us instantly fall in love."
"Yeah, that would be dumb." Mabel nervously laughed.
The two stood there in awkward silence; neither one knowing what to say to one another.
"Well, it was nice seeing you, Mabel. See ya."
"Bye!" Mabel waved.
After Robbie left, Mabel went back inside the Mystery Shack. Mabel was confused; one hand, she was upset that her previous attempts to help Robbie find a girlfriend had gone down the drain, but on the other hand, Robbie didn't seem that depressed about it and, oddly enough, Mabel felt happy about it. Why?
Mabel went back into the living room and sat next to her friends.
"Mabel, you're all red." said Grenda, "Did you fall face first into some poison ivy? That happened to me once and I still feel itchy from it."
"No Grenda, I'm fine."
"I think she's just flustered from talking to that boy."
"Shut up, Candy!" Mabel blushed, "God, can't I talk to a boy without anyone thinking I have a crush on him?"
"I think its sweet." said Candy, "He is a cute bad boy and you make him smile."
"So much for having our conversations pass the Bechdell Test." Mabel sighed as she grabbed another video tape. "Why don't we finish off our movie play-date off with Handsome Deformed Man starring Gerald Cutler?"
The girls cheered and they spent the rest of their time together watching the movie.
