OH MY GOD!!!!! WE'RE IN HYRULE!!!!!!
by LiLZelda
I'MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Authors on fan fiction.Net: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *they run away*
LiLZelda: hmmm…bee-acths…
Authors on fan fiction.Net: WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LiLZelda: *meep*
Some author: GET HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LiLZelda: AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *runs away, authors chase after her WHEEEEE*
Navi: ENJOY PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!....oh yeah and I'm only gonna say this because LiLZelda would raise my salary if I I I did …NO FLAMES!!!!!!!!!!!
OOOOooooOOOOO, my first note before my story…(for some reason…cheers of monkeys can be heard…) anyway…this story is dictated to three authors I don't know personally but were probably the first three people to review my story (correct me if I'm wrong…seriously) Princess Epona, Burning Gundam, Pennywise the dancing clown and sturm6972!!!!!!! ^_^ thanx so much you guys!!!!!!! Hope you enjoy EVREYBODY!!!!!
OH MY GOD!!!!! WE'RE IN HYRULE!!!!!!
Disclaimer: what do you think?
~*CHAPTER ONE: IT STARTS IN MY HOUSE…DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN~*
(LiLZelda invited Princess Epona, Burning Gundam, Pennywise the dancing clown and sturm6972 to her house one lazy Friday afternoon right now there in her living room…rotting there brains out bored, playing some corny video game from the 60's)
Sturm6972: *yawn* this game is so boring
LiLZelda: (to herself) a second into the story and he's already making it sound redundant…
Princess Epona, Burning Gundam: what's the point of this game anyway?
LiLZelda: do think they were well high when they made this?
Pennywise the dancing clown: very much so
Sturm6972: (turns off game) do ya have any other games besides this one…
LiLZelda: let's see…umm (starts reading random games) Flying Monkeys Galore…my Grandmother is really Elton John……Attack of the elephants……The Legend of Zelda and the Ocarina of Time…my underpants are up my a--
Strum6972: wait!!! What was that other one?
LiLZelda: what was what?
Strum6972: the name of the game you just read
LiLZelda: my underpants are up my a--
Strum6972: NO!!! the other one
LiLZelda: attack of the elephants?
Strum6972: no
LiLZelda: my grandmother is really Elton John?
Strum6972: (annoyed) NO!!!!
LiLZelda: what else is there?
Strum6972: AGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Pennywise the dancing clown: I think he means Flying Monkeys Galore
Strum6972: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (grabs the OoT of LiLZelda's hand puts it in the game console)
LiLZelda: I wouldn't do that if I were you…
Princess Epona, Burning Gundam: LiLZelda your freaking me out…
LiLZelda: I'm serious… that game's cursed by my great-great- great- great- great- great----
Pennywise the dancing clown: HOW GOD DAMN 'GREAT' IS SHE?!!!!!!!!!!
LiLZelda: just let me say it 40 more times and you'll find out……anyhoot, there's a curse on that game…
Princess Epona, Burning Gundam: how could your EXTREMLY ancient grandmother put a curse on this game?!!
LiLZelda: (points to a erne that says Grandmother DeDe on it) that's how…every full moon she comes out…(thunder and lighting flash)
Strum6972: I'm scared….where did that lighting come from?
LiLZelda: it's called a storm stupid… { A/N: STRUM6972 I AM SOOOOOO SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR PUTTING THAT IN!!!!}
Strum6972: *phew* well in that case let the games begin!!!!! (presses start button)
LiLZelda: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Strum6972: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Pennywise the dancing clown: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Princess Epona, Burning Gundam: WHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! {a/n: sorry Princess Epona, Burning Gundam!!}
(and so the four deranged people get sucked in the game…)
*~END OF CHAPTER ONE~*
~~~
LiLZelda: sorry it's so short people, more to come SOON!!!!!!
Pennywise the dancing clown: (with Princess Epona, Burning Gundam & Strum6972 there are holding torches) THERE SHE IS GET HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (they start to chase after me…oh joy…)
LiLZelda: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs away*
Navi: WAIT WHAT ABOUT MY RAISE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh yeah to get a BOUNS on my next paycheck $_$
LiLZelda wants me to say this…whoever can name those nonsense words featured in Link the Idiot of Time LiLZelda's first story…they get to be featured in a chapter of their choice like the 2, 3, or 4th chapter!!! And any reviewer of link, the idiot of time feels like they should be included in her extremely plotless story…just say so in a review of this story!!!!!!!! Thank you!!!!!!
Strum6972's voice: burn those dollars!!!!!
Navi: NO NOT MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *flies away*
by LiLZelda
I'MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Authors on fan fiction.Net: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *they run away*
LiLZelda: hmmm…bee-acths…
Authors on fan fiction.Net: WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LiLZelda: *meep*
Some author: GET HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LiLZelda: AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *runs away, authors chase after her WHEEEEE*
Navi: ENJOY PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!....oh yeah and I'm only gonna say this because LiLZelda would raise my salary if I I I did …NO FLAMES!!!!!!!!!!!
OOOOooooOOOOO, my first note before my story…(for some reason…cheers of monkeys can be heard…) anyway…this story is dictated to three authors I don't know personally but were probably the first three people to review my story (correct me if I'm wrong…seriously) Princess Epona, Burning Gundam, Pennywise the dancing clown and sturm6972!!!!!!! ^_^ thanx so much you guys!!!!!!! Hope you enjoy EVREYBODY!!!!!
OH MY GOD!!!!! WE'RE IN HYRULE!!!!!!
Disclaimer: what do you think?
~*CHAPTER ONE: IT STARTS IN MY HOUSE…DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN~*
(LiLZelda invited Princess Epona, Burning Gundam, Pennywise the dancing clown and sturm6972 to her house one lazy Friday afternoon right now there in her living room…rotting there brains out bored, playing some corny video game from the 60's)
Sturm6972: *yawn* this game is so boring
LiLZelda: (to herself) a second into the story and he's already making it sound redundant…
Princess Epona, Burning Gundam: what's the point of this game anyway?
LiLZelda: do think they were well high when they made this?
Pennywise the dancing clown: very much so
Sturm6972: (turns off game) do ya have any other games besides this one…
LiLZelda: let's see…umm (starts reading random games) Flying Monkeys Galore…my Grandmother is really Elton John……Attack of the elephants……The Legend of Zelda and the Ocarina of Time…my underpants are up my a--
Strum6972: wait!!! What was that other one?
LiLZelda: what was what?
Strum6972: the name of the game you just read
LiLZelda: my underpants are up my a--
Strum6972: NO!!! the other one
LiLZelda: attack of the elephants?
Strum6972: no
LiLZelda: my grandmother is really Elton John?
Strum6972: (annoyed) NO!!!!
LiLZelda: what else is there?
Strum6972: AGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Pennywise the dancing clown: I think he means Flying Monkeys Galore
Strum6972: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (grabs the OoT of LiLZelda's hand puts it in the game console)
LiLZelda: I wouldn't do that if I were you…
Princess Epona, Burning Gundam: LiLZelda your freaking me out…
LiLZelda: I'm serious… that game's cursed by my great-great- great- great- great- great----
Pennywise the dancing clown: HOW GOD DAMN 'GREAT' IS SHE?!!!!!!!!!!
LiLZelda: just let me say it 40 more times and you'll find out……anyhoot, there's a curse on that game…
Princess Epona, Burning Gundam: how could your EXTREMLY ancient grandmother put a curse on this game?!!
LiLZelda: (points to a erne that says Grandmother DeDe on it) that's how…every full moon she comes out…(thunder and lighting flash)
Strum6972: I'm scared….where did that lighting come from?
LiLZelda: it's called a storm stupid… { A/N: STRUM6972 I AM SOOOOOO SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR PUTTING THAT IN!!!!}
Strum6972: *phew* well in that case let the games begin!!!!! (presses start button)
LiLZelda: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Strum6972: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Pennywise the dancing clown: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Princess Epona, Burning Gundam: WHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! {a/n: sorry Princess Epona, Burning Gundam!!}
(and so the four deranged people get sucked in the game…)
*~END OF CHAPTER ONE~*
~~~
LiLZelda: sorry it's so short people, more to come SOON!!!!!!
Pennywise the dancing clown: (with Princess Epona, Burning Gundam & Strum6972 there are holding torches) THERE SHE IS GET HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (they start to chase after me…oh joy…)
LiLZelda: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs away*
Navi: WAIT WHAT ABOUT MY RAISE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh yeah to get a BOUNS on my next paycheck $_$
LiLZelda wants me to say this…whoever can name those nonsense words featured in Link the Idiot of Time LiLZelda's first story…they get to be featured in a chapter of their choice like the 2, 3, or 4th chapter!!! And any reviewer of link, the idiot of time feels like they should be included in her extremely plotless story…just say so in a review of this story!!!!!!!! Thank you!!!!!!
Strum6972's voice: burn those dollars!!!!!
Navi: NO NOT MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *flies away*