Insane Chaos of Math Class
By: Nefuialiel (Ri, the mutt)
Disclaimer: Once again, I own diddly, with the exception of me, myself, the fic and I. My friend, Tori, owns… Tori.
A/N: I am sorry if this fic disturbs anyone, it isn't ENTIRELY my fault. My f***ed up friend, Tori, has convinced herself that she can make any evil minion her "love slave". Riiiiiiiiiight. On another note, "shag" means "screw"/ "f***"/ "make love". A'ight? ::sigh:: Good.
Tori decides to get herself some 'fresh meat' for her 'enjoyment'. Not that the Nazgul wasn't good. It's was just tiring to just shag an invisible corpse all the time. Hearing something about 'Orks', she decides to hunt them out. Finding one hiding under her bed of nails, she drags it out and tosses it on the bed. From there, Tori shags the Nazgul, the Ork, both at the same time, and whatever else she wanted. A poor, unwitting creature ambled into the room and, before it could leap out or hide, it, too, was dragged into the bed. Now Tori was H.A.P.P.Y. She had her Nazgul, her Ork, and her new bitch, the creature Gollum. Tori continued to shag the three minions until further notice.
Disgusting, eh? Are you HAPPY NOW Tori? Huh? ANSWER ME!!!!! Welcome to the screwed up world/mind of Tori. Now I am going to smack her in Geometry for asking/making me write a fic for her. Please R&R. In your review, put your opinion of my friend in as well. If you know any good psychiatrists, please give me their e-mail! Thanx.
3 Ri