Dark basement room)

evil cackling coming from nowhere

"This is perfect, the scheme to capture the Naruto gang and make them my slaves!" a dark shadow laughed.

"Azune, get your ass upstairs and clean up the kitchen!", Aura screamed at her older sister

"Shhh. Come sister, and see thine evil I have rough.", Azune beckoned

Aura started down the stairs but tripped halfway through

"Why the hell are you talking like that?" Aura wondered

"Oh, my bad, anyways lookie! The perfect plan!"Azune showed her sister

"Okay number one this is my math homework, number two it's a doodle of you dancing and im going to kick your ass for ruining my homework" Aura relied

"No, first we lure them to our house then—"Aura stopped her sister

"You are a dumbass! How are we supposed to get Naruto characters here?"Aura (

yelled

"With the magical dango stick" Azune whispered as her waved a regular dango stick in her sister's face.

"Ew that's old and so how a modly old dango stick is suppose to get them here?"Aura asked

"I'm glad you asked, we must wait for 10:30 on Tuesday night then as Naruto appears on the television I will waive the stick "Azune explained

"Wow, you're a retard. Have fun with you stupidity, oh and re-do my homework "Aura said as she left her sister in the basement.

"Little sisters don't understand the genius of my plans!" Azune said talking to her hand puppet

(Tuesday 7:59pm)

"The time has come cococobo"Azune said to her hand puppet

The theme song began and Azune waved the dango stick

The music stopped and all the characters were staring back at her

"Who the hell is that" Naruto said

"I don't know lets go check it out "Sasuke said hopping through the TV

"Hello friends and welcome to you doom!"Azune laughed eviliy

"Azune stop with the evilness please!"Aura yelled from upstairs

"Okay children….."Azune started

They were staring at her in anticipation

"SMOKE KNOCK-OUT BOMB!"Azune said as smoke filled the air and knocked the Genin out

"SLLLEEEP TIGHTT!"Azune said coughing as smoke filled her lungs

Next chapter contains retardedness at its highest level!