Disclaimer:

It's a birds, it's a plane, its … oh never mind it just my dreams of having anything to do with Narutoã drifting off into The Abyssal Plains Of Death. *sigh* But I do own this story, myself, and the shrine with all that cool stuff in it..

AN:

Got bored. So I started to write a NaruxHina story hope you like. And, please, when your done reading, leave a review. If I don't get, lets say 3, I'll put Konohamaru in a closet with Orochimaru for 15 minutes.

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Chapter 1: Roll o' Paper.

In a land not far from ours, sat a shrine nestled in a quite forest by a stream.

Within the shrine, was a young girl around the age of fifth teen, who ran the shrine. She sat cross-legged on the floor, going over some demon profile scrolls, recalibrating maps, designing new seals, and… jamming on her Zunie? Yes, the lone priestess of this shrine was a jean clad teen with a baggy t-shirt that had the Grim Reaper playing the guitar surrounded by roses. With glasses on her face and DJ style headphones in her ears, she was not your average priestess. But, I digress.

As she was in the middle of the chorus of 'Elevator' by Flo Rider, she came across a scroll entitled 'Mating Patterns.'

Turning off her mp3 player, she took a closer look at it.

'What do we have here?' the teen said to herself as she began to opening said roll o' paper.

As the priestess scanned the document, a cloud of impending dread began to take shape within her mind.

'Oh, cheese wiz on gramcrakers! I hope that I'm to late!"

With that, abandoning the scroll, she rushed to the table in the middle of the room where her crystal ball was located. Franticly, she gazed into its murky depths, hoping, with a passion, that she was wrong.

Sadly, it was not to be.

"Moo cow f milk!" the teen exclaimed as she slid to the floor in defeat. "Cherie', what have you done?"

After about 15 minutes, or so, of calling herself just about ever name in the book, Cherie' left the room.

On the floor, lay the forgotten scroll. Within it held the words that would change the a life, or better yet lives. It read:

Upon the twentieth year of life, the host of the Kyuubi no Yookoo will under go a period of needing. That of witch can only be fulfilled by a male/female of said host subconscious choosing.

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And that's the end of chapter one. How big of a mistake did I make? You'll find out later.

Remember, review, that is unless you want Konohamaru to play 15 minutes of heave with Orochimaru.

~Dragonfly51; Age: 15