Don't own the Hunger Games.

An OC fail.

Scene 1

Hello my name is Perfect McPerfectness and I come from District 12.I live in the community home and the staff beats us everyday. Twice on birthdays.

I take extra beatings to protect my beautiful innocent sister who I love very much.

I'm also brilliant at using every weapon imaginable.

Scene 2

"Random Tribute!" The escort calls out.

I suddenly go weak at the knees. That's my sister. Tears leak out from beneath my closed eyelids and suddenly I know what to do.

"I volunteer as Tribute!" I call out. My hair blows in the wind and I slowly step up to the stage... Then I trip.

Also my brother is picked but who cares about him?

Scene 3

"I can't win!" I cry to my little sister.

"Then why the fuck did you volunte- I mean I know you can!" My little sister says in a calming tone. "You can use every weapon ever made!"

"Thank you little sister! I feel much better now just knowing you'll be supporting me!"

My little sister looks shifty. "Actually... I'm rooting for our brother... he raised me whilst you were training!"

Ungratful brat!

Scene 4

"Let's completely focus on Perfect and ignore the other tribute Whatshisname!" Our mentor says.

I look sadly at my brother. He however doesn't see. He's too busy telling the mentor how his name is actually Notperfect.

Poor him.

Scene 5

"We've never had a tribute as beautiful as you!" My stylist, Ginger says. He has silver eye shadow. "I think I'll design a special costume for you!"

A few hours later we're ready to get going. I'm wearing a sparkling black evening dress studded with jewels.

My brother is wearing a trash bag.

The horses start moving and I get 50 marriage proposals.

My brother gets spat at.

Scene 6

I walk into the training room without a hint of fear. I see all the beautiful weapons and have a mini orgasm. I effortlessly pick up the biggest sword and swing it. It beheads 5 dummies and a trainor.

Oops.

The biggest career walks up to me. "Hi" he says shyly. "Wanna be in our alliance?"

Without a moment of hesitation I agree. I walk over to the career pack, feeling a bit awkward at the angry stares the girls were giving me. The biggest career squeezes my hand and I feel a spark of electricity. I then realise my hand was in a plug socket.

I pull it out and smile sheepishly. The biggest career looks it me alluringly.

Then he says something that changed my whole perspective of him. "I have a name you know!"

I faint.

Scene 7

I go into the private training session and all the Gamemakers sit up must have heard about me.

I pick up 20 knives and start juggling one handedly whilst defeating every trainer in sword fighting. I then pick up a bow and shoot 19843577778998753 arrows in a row. They each land on a bullseye.

I then backflip out.

Peace bitches!

Hiiiii! If you want to read more about Perfect just review. I will admit to this actually being an advertisement for my SYOT. It's not a parody but I'm very unknown having only joined a week or so ago. If you could submit a character that would be amazing and I'll love you forever. The form is obviously on my profile.

In the words of Perfect:

Peace Bitches!