"God! Idiots!" Harry Potter yelled, "Spending all your time trying to find spells to defeat Voldemort!" The audience at the MOM's hearing room gasped, but Voldemort watched Harry closely.
"Why not try this?" Harry yelled, and took out a gun and aimed it at Voldemort.
Suddenly, Voldemort clutched where his heart should be and yelled, "I hoped you wouldn't try that!" Before passing out.
"I defeated Voldemort!"
"..what have you done?" Snape came out of nowhere.
"O.M.G." Harry said, before destroying him the same way.
"Ahhhh!"
Suddenly, Draco Malfoy came out, and yelled, "Did someone say Draco Malfoy?"
"NO!" Everyone yelled, and harry shot him too.
Suddenly Ron came out.
"Hi Ha-"
HE got shot.
"Haha! I'm wearing a bullet-proof vest!"
"Aw man, gosh Ron why are you such a pain in the derriere?"
"Um...Harry...we're British..not french..."
"Oh..um..."
Harry pulled out some tea and they had a tea party.
THE END.