Disclaimer: I do not own anything in this story, but I own this story. How can this be?
P.S. It's a riddle. Sorry, to those of you, that don't like riddles. I couldn't think of a different disclaimer….
Ryoga's Guide to Getting Girls
Go to China and fall in the cursed spring of the pig or something small and cuddly.
Walk up to somebody.
Using these 2 easy rules you can meet the girl of your dreams, become the heir of a rich old couple, or get even with the idiot who pushed you into the spring in the first place!
Good bye and good luck!
" Over!" I exclaimed. The sound of footsteps were heard.
" Congratulations! You've been working on that thing forever!" my, blue haired, dream girl said.
"Thanks." I said.
The goddess grabbed my paper. "That's so right you sure did beat that Ranma kid right into the ground!"
"Yep! I sure did, Akane!" I said.
"Thanks a lot for saving me, from him. He was a jerk!" the blue haired goddess said.
She walked over and—
Cuddle, cuddle.
" Is this a dream?" I wondered out loud.
"I don't know? Blink and see." The blue haired girl said.
"Ok….." I trailed off.
Blink, Blink.
Then I woke up in my bed.
"Beep it! My Life Beeping sucks!" I thought, but didn't say.
I felt something snuggling into me.
"P-Chan….." a beautiful blue haired girl mumbled.
"Akane." I thought, and snuggled in closer. "Maybe, just maybe, life is not completely sucky, but is about 50- 50. A balance between great and crappy."
And the Eternal Lost Boy's heart and brain grew 3 sizes that day.
The End