A Little Entertainment
Summary: "I'd just as soon kiss a Wookie" "I can arrange that! He could use a good kiss!"
Story Start: Hoth Base Twelve Hours Before Imperial Fleet Arrival
Leia watched Han stalk down the hallway with a frown before she let out a huff and headed back to the medical center to find out just what exactly had happened to their resident Jedi yesterday.
Time Skip: Three Hours Later
Leia frowned as she entered the main hangar after she had been called there over the PA system. There was a sizable crowd near the Falcon and one of the people in it noticed her and quickly gestured her to join them. When she walked over, she was carefully but still slightly forcefully sent to the center of the group causing all of the talking that had been going on to go deathly still as she saw Han and his cop-pilot standing in the middle of the group.
Leia frowned as Han gave her a grin and said "Well princess, now that you're here, we can get the fun part over with."
"Fun part?" Leia asked with narrowed eyes.
Han nodded and gestured to Chewie as he said "I did say I could arrange what we had talked about."
Leia gained a scandalous look as she said "You didn't."
"Oh, but I did. The time has come to choose Princess, me, or the Wookie." Han said, giving the last word a higher tone and slightly faster iteration to give it even more emphasis. Several of the gathered pilots let out snickers and Leia made a mental note to see about having those she noticed demoted a rank for not only not protesting on her behalf but also looking like they were enjoying this.
Still, there was a dilemma here that Leia's sharp mind quickly worked at. Did she have feelings for Han? Yes, but they were more along the lines of infatuation a school girl would have for the guy who saved her from a bunch of bullies. On the other hand, even disregarding the fur, a Wookie's teeth were sharp and even with his lips closed would be felt if she got THAT close to them. Still…
Leia walked forward towards Han who had a grin form on his face before she sidestepped and pulled Chewie's head down, (Who being a Wookie allowed said pulling and even crouched his knees slightly to make it easier) and kissed him for five seconds before pulling back. As Chewie straightened he let out a bark of laughter that was mimicked by quite a few others around them. But to Leia's surprise, as credits exchanged hands from bets that were obviously made when Han spread the word, said smuggler accepted small amounts of credits of his own from five others.
Giving Han an incredulous look, she said "You bet I'd actually kiss a Wookie before I kissed you?!"
Han gave a shrug and said "Princess, you stood up to Vader himself, you're stubborn enough you just might have stuck with your blasters. Plus, if you hadn't, I'd have only lost some credits and gotten a kiss from a princess, so win-win either way."
"I cannot believe you!" Leia snarled before punching Solo in the diaphragm causing him to slightly fold over with a whoosh of expelled air. Leia spun around and stormed out of the hangar, Solo's "Worth It!" and Chewie's laughter following her out.
FIN
Author's Notes: I had this image pop up in my head last night at work and I just HAD to write it out. And yes, the schedule still remains the same for those wondering.