This is what my sister said one night when we were getting ready for bed.

Well you know what I say to that, I don't give a fussa. I don't give a fussa cheese.

Once upon a time the grape had a happy and exploded.

Wake up you stupid cow!

Do I sound like a melon?

We all come to a point in our lives when we realize that the person(hobo) in our home doesn't love us anymore.

I'm a Mexican in disguise.

I will makeup you.

Turn you fuzzy dumbass.

Bus boys do not use beautiful words.

It looks like you shoved your foot up a bunny.

"Where should we eat?" I asked while we were driving. "PANCAKES! No, FRENCH TOAST!" Madison screamed from the backseat.

"Shit balls on ice."

I'd like a few reviews but it doesn't really matter for this story. - AG