Don't own Naruto! now be prepared for the stupidest fanfic crack in the universe! IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK!
Itachi was walking around, he was sleep walking, turns out he was dead so Sauke bumped into him. Itachi punched him in the face and then dumped in the trash can. He said, "Stay there!" Sasuke started crying like a little brat and said "ok". When Itachi walked away Sauke jumped out of the garbage can. His older brother, his dead older brother turned around and suddenly had that harpoon thing that scorpian has. He shouted "Get in there!" and threw Sasuke on the garbage can with the harpoon. Then Naruto showed up for no reason.
Naruto yelled, "Itachi's soooo cool! I'm the president of his fanclub!" then Itachi and Naruto laid on a pack of wolves for no reason. Sasuke got mad for some reason only he understood which was really no actual reason and shouted, " I'm thirsty cuz I'm thirsty! someone get me some water!" everyone sweat dropped, one of the producers yelled, "Sasuke your not actually on this show!" Sasuke got hit in the face with the boom mic and Itachi walked off the set to go make out with his boyfriend and Naruto stood there with the wolves laughing at Sasuke. Then Kakarot from Dragonball Z appeared and punched the director in the face. "What was that for!" the director yelled, "That's for coming up with this stupid crackish episode instead of unleashing upon the world the massive amounts of backed up storylines that trapped inside innocent trees due to the author!" the director wiped his bloody face, turns out his face had been smashed into a billion pieces so he was actually dead. The dead director called everything to a wrap for the night because he was dead. Kakarot wandered off with Sasuke and Naruto and the wolves to go get drunk at a karoake bar while Itachi stood outside taking pictures and posting them on his twitter.
The end of this weird and horrible drabble that is actually hinting at something soon to come~ see ya!