A/N: I was playing poker, then thinking about the DC characters... and I pictured Batman playing poker, and who'd seriously think that teaching Batman(the guy with the natural poker face) to play poker? Besides, he isn't the betting kind of guys(as Batman, I bet as Bruce Wayne, Poker is a normal occurence)...

Anyways, this is one of the shortest one-shots you could ever read! It will probably take you less than a minute to read it.

And one more thing:

Diclaimer: Do I seriously need to tell you this? You know the drill.

Strangely enough, Robin was able to convince Batman to play Poker with him and Wally(How? One simple word: Blackmail). With much reluctance and a deep scowl on his face, he went and seated where Robin and Kid Flash were sitting on. Batman was, so far, winning. Wally was (of course) complaining that Batman was cheating, but the intense Bat-glare sent his way shut him right up.

"Big thank you whoever thought it was a good idea to teach Batman how to play poker," Wally complained with a groan, when Batman, once again, won "the guy with the natural poker face. We could do with some help. He's cleaning us out here."

"I have a poker face?" Batman declared, raising a quizzical eyebrow. "I thought you were just really, really bad at this game."

"Oh, you're going down, tall, dark and grumpy." Wally challenged, a determined expression on his face. Robin just watched all this in silence, while sneakily trying to mess with his own hand of cards moving things around. But Batman noticed this, so Robin just lowered his hand and hid it under the table. Giving his best innocent puppy eyes. Batman was not amused.

A/N: I thought you might like another mini-one-shot since what I wrote above can hardly be classified as a decent one-shot. Sooo, this is a training exercise between Robin and Wally. Wally is just learning how to sparr without his powers. Who knows, maybe someday his powers will be useless and he'll need the knowledge.

"Let's go again," Robin instructed again.

"Why not? I think there might a couple of square inches of my body that aren't bruised yet." Wally groaned. His super-heling ablity kicking in later than wanted since he hasn't eaten since the exercise started. Which was like 1000 years ago. Or so it felt to the speedester.

"I'm sorry," Robin said "Your lips were moving but all I heard was a whining noise."

"You're really enjoying this, aren't you?" Wally said, adopting the same ready stance as Robin."I take no pleasure in it whatsoever," Robin said with a grin.

A/N: I know, SO short it shouldn't even be posted. I know this is TERRIBLE. Go ahead an flame me, I know I deserve it. I wasted your time... but at least you can review to tell me how bad(or good) I did.

Go on... I know you wanna do it and gimme a piece of your mind. JUST PRESS IT. (The review button)

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