KItty and Kurt are getting married. But of course first there is the bachelor and bachelorette party! Kurt's is 23 years old, and Kitty is 22.
"Come on Kurt. It's just a bar." Scott told him casually. Logan, Scott, Hank, and Evan were hosting Kurt's bachelor party. It was tradition to have a bachelor party. Scott had one, also planned by Logan the night before his marriage to Jean. So here they were at the dirtiest, nastiest, part of Bayville driving to a bar Logan had picked out. The bar Logan picked wasn't just a bar though. It was a full out strip club, complete with rotating poles in the middle of each table. Kurt who was a religious Catholic man, quickly decided this was definitely the place he didn't want to have his party.
"Logan are you sure zis is where we should be? I mean I am getting married tomorrow." Kurt asked hesitantly.
"Oh lighten up Blue Boy. We're here to get drunk and have a good time." Even though Kurt had his image inducer on, Logan still liked to tease him. Logan strolled up to the bar, and ordered each of them a bottle of Jack Daniels.
"Logan zat is too much money. Too much." Logan just glared at him.
"Okay. Okay. I guess it is fine." Kurt agreed scrunching down under Logan's harsh stare.
Soon Kurt got into the swing of things and actually started enjoying himself.
At the Institute for Gifted Youngsters...
"Kit, we are throwin' ya a party! This is your last night as a free woman!" Rogue declared. Of course Kitty Pryde would be the only girl in the institute to decline a bachelorette party.
"You can't let all of our decorating go to waste!" Rogue said motioning to all of the decorations around her bedroom. Pillows were scattered all over the floor, and most of the institute's girls were sitting on them wearing pajamas. The room was covered in shiny blue and silver streamers. In a cooler, was lots of beer, and other alcoholic drinks.
"Okay, fine. Just as long as I don't have to drink any alcohol. I'm not having a hangover on my wedding day." the skinny, brown haired girl replied.
"Katherine Pryde what are we gonna do with you? You won't drink, you won't even let us play dirty music. This is a party where your supposed to kick back and have some fun."
Suddenly the doorbell rang. A wicked grin appeared on Rogue's face. Smirks and smiles appeared on everyone else's faces too.
"I've got it." Rogue jumped up, and ran down the stairs to answer. A few minutes later she reappeared.
"O my god..." There next to Rogue, stood a male stripper. He was dressed in the most ridiculous outfit Kitty had ever scene. Purple, orange, and blue sparkles covered the too tight fitting shirt, and he had virtually no pants on.
"Hello, ladies. My name is Antonio, and I will make your dreams come true." he seduced with a cheesy Mexican accent. Kitty almost burst out laughing.
"Aww, what the heck, Rogue get me a couple of beers. Just can't over do it." she said trying to contain her giggles. As she looked around the room, everyone was doing the same thing as her. The stripper pressed play, on the boom box he had brought in on his shoulder.
As Kitty continued watching, she called out to Jean. "I'm sure Scott's chest is better than that."
"It is." Jean replied as Antonio swung his shirt around in time to the music.
"And his muscles are much bigger." Jean said analyzing the stripper.
"Jubes, isn't Bobby cooler than Antonio."
"Umm, duh." The already drunk Jubilee laughed at Kitty's bad pun. Around the room, the other girls were comparing Antonio to their boys. Antonio was losing. He slowly took of his pants, and then grabbed one of the chairs and danced around it, trying to gain back their attention. Now all he had on was his underwear.
"Everyone look at me!" Antonio whined. "It's me you want!" At this Kitty, along with everyone else, finally burst out laughing. Antonio pouted and shut of his boom box. "If you aren't going to appreciate me, then I'll just find someone who will!"
"No, Antonio, were sorry, please continue with your... performance." Kitty giggled a suddenly wicked gleam in her eyes. Rogue had just given her a very interesting piece of information. Antonio had a phobia of mutants.
Back to the bar...
Scott was now officially drunk. The X-men's team leader had, for once cut loose, and was now severely sloshed. Kurt and Hank were much less drunk. Logan wasn't drunk at all thanks to his healing factor. Kurt was getting very friendly with a few girls when Logan spotted a few men with the words FOH on their jackets.
"Hey, boys I got a better idea of what we can do tonight."
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