One day in Konoha, Kiba and Shino were hanging out doing some training. As they often did. Kiba was riding around on his dog while Shino was playing with his bugs. They were training very hard.

"Say, Kiba," Shino said.

"Yeah, Shino," Kiba said.

"What is it that you find so attractive about Tsunade-sama?" Shino asked, totally not blushing at this question at all. He was very stoic.

Kiba grinned and hopped off Akamaru. "Oh, you know," Kiba winked.

Shino stared blankly. "No, I do not. Tell me."

"Well, it's like... when.. you like someone?" Kiba said.

"Don't ask me, Kiba! I'm the one who wants to know," Shino said.

"You'll find out when you're older," Kiba huffed and walked away.

Shino peered at the ground. There was a very lovely lady bug walking there. "But I'm older than him," Shino said, pouting.

Later on Shino was walking through the village still pondering this dilemma.

Suddenly he was run into by a large furry figure. No, it was not Kiba. Don't worry. They won't actually meet again in this story. There will be too many other fun things going on!

Anyhow, back to the furry figure. It was Jiraiya! "Sorry, kid," Jiraiya said, steadying Shino.

"I think I understand now!" Shino said joyfully as he clung to Jiraiya.

"Understand what?" Jiraiya asked, clearly not at all affected by this person clinging to him. It wasn't like he minded or anything.

"Will you train me?" Shino asked staring lovingly up at Jiraiya.

"Sure will, kid," Jiraiya said immediately. He didn't need a moment's thought at all!

"In the ways of love?" Shino continued on.

"Anything for you, my sweet banana," Jiraiya said, carrying Shino over his shoulders to his bedroom where he would teach Shino the ways of lovemaking. And the only way to learn lovemaking was to be on the top! Shino cried tears of joy at being able to stick his thing into Jiraiya.

"I'm glad they could come together," A female voice said as a pair watched the couple walk off. She ran her hand through her companions delicious gray hair. And adjusted his glasses for him.

"Yes, love is joyous!" Kabuto explained, sliding his arm around Mary Poppin's waist. "I am so glad we found each other, my little sugarcube."

Mary Poppins smiled enormously. "I am as well, darling. I am glad to have rescued you from the horrors of your situation before!"

Kabuto sighed tremendously while Mary Poppins comforted him. Yes, yes. Orochimaru had been the love of his life. But Orochimaru had a new love! And Kabuto didn't like to share so much anymore. At least for right now! Mary Poppins would be the love of his life while Orochimaru banged Konohamaru all night long. And he totally didn't want to be part of that threesome at all. No way.

Mary Poppins tugged on Kabuto's hand. "Come on, let's go watch them," She said, winking.

"Okay!" Kabuto said and they skipped off joyfully to watch Shino bang Jiraiya. The end.