Hi all! Yes it has been awhile since I've showed my face on FFN. Life has been chaotic. Anyways, since I had absolutely no idea what I was doing the first time, I took the first few chapters down, and will post them now.
DISCLAIMER: This is a story that is written by numerous authors on the Mellon Chronicles list. It was written as a Christmas present for our mommies, Cassia and Siobhan. DO NOT FLAME! I have warned you what this is, so if you don't want to read it, don't.
Ch. 1
By Coon
Elladan eyed Karine warily. "Are you sure of this idea? I'm not sure Aragorn and Legolas appreciate all Cassia and Siobhan have 'done' for them."
Elrohir joined in, "Yes, and my recent treatment in Curse of Angmar was not very nice either. Father wasn't pleased with those two at all after that episode."
Karine protested, " Oh I know, but that's the point. Haven't you two ever heard of Christmas practical jokes? By throwing a surprise party for Cassia and Sio, we thank them for all the, er, 'entertainment' they've given us, and we make it look like Aragorn and Legolas planned it, so our dear authors will think they actually enjoy all the angst. Therefore, we play the ultimate trick on those two, ensuring that they will have to endure more 'wonderful' fan fiction in the future! Besides, by directing the authors' attention to Estel and the prince, they're not thinking about you anymore!"
Elrohir gaped, "Elladan, why didn't we think of that?
Karine smiled brightly. "Now will you help me? Your help would be invaluable to our cause. Anyways, if you don't, all of us fans will simply BEG Cassia and Siobhan for more of you in the fics. See, you have no choice. Either help us, or be drowned in the storm of fan fiction. What's your decision?"
It didn't take long for the peredhel to decide. They were always eager for a good practical joke, and Elrohir didn't especially want to go deaf again. Elladan grinned conspiratorially. "What would you have us do?"
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DISCLAIMER: This is a story that is written by numerous authors on the Mellon Chronicles list. It was written as a Christmas present for our mommies, Cassia and Siobhan. DO NOT FLAME! I have warned you what this is, so if you don't want to read it, don't.
Ch. 1
By Coon
Elladan eyed Karine warily. "Are you sure of this idea? I'm not sure Aragorn and Legolas appreciate all Cassia and Siobhan have 'done' for them."
Elrohir joined in, "Yes, and my recent treatment in Curse of Angmar was not very nice either. Father wasn't pleased with those two at all after that episode."
Karine protested, " Oh I know, but that's the point. Haven't you two ever heard of Christmas practical jokes? By throwing a surprise party for Cassia and Sio, we thank them for all the, er, 'entertainment' they've given us, and we make it look like Aragorn and Legolas planned it, so our dear authors will think they actually enjoy all the angst. Therefore, we play the ultimate trick on those two, ensuring that they will have to endure more 'wonderful' fan fiction in the future! Besides, by directing the authors' attention to Estel and the prince, they're not thinking about you anymore!"
Elrohir gaped, "Elladan, why didn't we think of that?
Karine smiled brightly. "Now will you help me? Your help would be invaluable to our cause. Anyways, if you don't, all of us fans will simply BEG Cassia and Siobhan for more of you in the fics. See, you have no choice. Either help us, or be drowned in the storm of fan fiction. What's your decision?"
It didn't take long for the peredhel to decide. They were always eager for a good practical joke, and Elrohir didn't especially want to go deaf again. Elladan grinned conspiratorially. "What would you have us do?"
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