The Day Da Music Died

by Britz

My first fic revisited and with a whole new chapter, you'll laugh, cry and get a headache trying to work things out, guest-starring: The Antimorphs!s

1. The Day Da Music Died

Britz-Wow, I can't belive I'm finally gonna write a Fan-Fic *sniff* I promised myself I wouldn't cry, Yes this is my first Fan-Fic so pllllllllllllleeeeeeeaaaaaaaasssssssssse review or terrible self-esteem problems may manifest.

Disclaimer thang- I don't own anything especially not the Animorphs they belong to Scholastic and the marvellous K.A.Applegate and I not making any money out of this thing anyway (how could I anyway, Who would pay to read this piece of crap.) The only thing I own is the name Britz, not even the story-line thing is mine I stole it from another Fic and I don't own Hoppy potty or Taco Bell either.

Summery-Marco and Rachel host a radio show, WHO CARES? Just read the friggen thing.


The Day Da Music Died Part 1 (the first part)
(cheap name isn't it)

(Scene- it's all radio-station-like y'know with dials, pretty buttons and shiny things, Marco and Rachel sit facing each other wearing head-phones and talking into mikes)

Marco-And a big Hey to all of you out there in radio lann-DA

Rachel-Yeah whatzup whatzup!? Wake up *BEEEEP* (c'mon you should know the drill, they can't say where theyr'e from or the yeerks will get them. Duh.)cause we ready ta rock.

Marco-Yeah were gonna start today wit a song toppin da charts everywhere but da U.S.of A it's HoppyPotty's 'Everbody want fun potty'

(Hoppy Potty song plays. And if you know who Hoppy Potty is
you have brilliant taste.)

Rachel-Damn dat song is kool

Marco-say RA-chel do ya think it's time for us ta prank someone *Rachel stares expectantly* I mean someone-NA

Rachel-Well al-ight den *presses button*
(Rachels voice comes out of of speakers but it is obvious it is made up of all different bits and pieces of her talking)

*Rachels voice*-Oh Marco.yo*zz*you are. SO .*ert* Good at..TURN-ing/me\ on... I want,,*zzt* YOU. SO... bad. I--*Marco jumps across and turns button off*

Marco-*turning red* Thats for private use only!

Rachel-Riiight, *presses different button*

*Deep Male Voice*-Now it's time for another of Marco's (various boings, beeps and rings are heard) Crank Calls.

(A ringing phone can be heard, A very sleepy Jake answers)

Jake-Yeah, hello.

Marco-*In a deep, serious voice that sounds nothing like him* Hello is this a Mr Jake *BEEEEP* (Remember what I said before people.)

Jake-Hang on let me check (shuffeling, ruffeling and other made-up words ending with 'uffeling' type noises.) Yeah,just barely.

Marco-*confused*What do ya mean just barely?

Jake- I mean just barely MR Jake

Rachel-Eww Eww Eww that's more than I needed to know!

Marco-ssh, shut up.

Jake-What was that?

Marco-Nothing, Mr Jake we are sorry to inform you your girlfriend Cassie is...Dead.

Jake-*shocked*..Are you sure?

Marco-Pretty sure.

Jake-..How sure?

Marco-Alright positive.

Jake-(On verge of tears.)Bu..But, how did this happen?

Marco-Well she morphed the Taco Bell Chihuahua to investigate a Taco Bell that she thought was a front for the yeerks....

Jake-and..

Marco-Well she was mistaken for a rodent and thrown into the Taco Bell meat grinder.

Jake-OhmiGod (starts sobbing)

Marco-*snickers then goes back to serious voice* We belive it was very slow and immensly painful.

Jake- I,I,I can't, I can't....

Marco-Sp-sp-spit it out D-d-dude

Jake-I can't live without her *Rachel and Marco hear a drawer open and the sound of a pistol being loaded* Goodbye cruel world *there is a clicking noise* Whoops left the safty on *different clicking noise* Goodbye cruel world *there's a gun shot noise and a loud thud.*

Marco-Oh........Hmmm........Oops.

Rachel-Umm Jake, you still there?... Uh it was a joke.

(there are sounds of a door opening and footsteps)

Jake's mum-Jakey what was that JAKE! Oh good lord NO!!!!

Marco-*Nervous* A-hee,Uh hi Mrs *BEEEP* it seems your son was fooled by our little prank A-hee.

Jake's mum-*excited* Hey aren't you Marco from that radio show?

Marco-Ahh yes

Rachel-Yeah me to.

Jake's mum- OhmiGod I LOVE you two, I always listen to you on the way to work!

Marco-Well thank you

Jake's mum-OhmiGod OhmiGod am I on the air?!?

Rachel-Ahh yes

Jake's mum- WOW! OHMIGOD OHMIGOD!!

Rachel- Mrs Jake's mum we would like to consolidate you in this time of great loss.

Jake's mum- Wha-what? Oh right my Jakey-poo.*Marco snickers*

Rachel-Ah yeah, to help you through this time of grief wer'e gonna send you a 'Rachel and Marco show' show-bag that contains a hat,mug and bumper sticker for the 'Rachel and Marco show'

Jake's mum-Oh WOW thanks so much Rachel and Marco I LOVE you!

Marco-Yeah right back at ya babe *turns off phoneline* well that went well.

Rachel-True dat, well our next song was topping the charts a while back

Marco-Bull-sh*t(hey he can't go swearing on the radio)

Rachel-Yeah it's a very cheap song it's an 8-minute version of the Animorphs TV show theme *presses button*

(starts playing 8-minute version of Animorphs theme)

Britz-Hey hey got any flames?,Death threats?,Praise? (HA HA HA Thats the funniest thing here by far ha ha praise ahhhh.) well then write a review dip-shit (hey I'm not on the radio) and I know this says part 1 but hell lets see if I can be bothered writing another one cause who know what I'll do Mmm-kay.