Summary: Sixty years after they last went there, the Cullen's are back at Forks, where they've introduced... School Camp! What happens when the six vamps go camping? This time, it's real!
Disclaimer: No, unfortunately I do not own Twilight. I also do not own Emmett (sigh), and nor does my friend own Jasper. You know who you are, and this one's for you. I came up with it while thinking about music camp, and while my sister was packing for hers. Luv you Evie!
Chapter 1 – Back at Forks!
BPOV
"Bella, come on love, we have to go to school," Edward smiled at me. I looked up at him, and frowned. He chuckled. "And you were so eager for eternal damnation that you forgot about going to High School forever." I threw a pillow at him, and he picked me up at vampire speed and ran me downstairs, back in the old house. The cottage had had a tree fall on it, but Esme had promised to rebuild it for me.
"I don't want to go," I whined. All my family, with the exception of Renesmee and Jacob laughed at me. Lucky Jake, he stayed twenty-five forever, meaning he worked as a mechanic, and Nessie got to stay home, because the day without Jake would be too hard. Oh, the joys of having a werewolf imprint upon you. I wished that Edward was a werewolf. Crap, I hoped my shield was still up. It was. I sighed in relief and my family looked at me. I just smiled at Edward.
"Bella let me help pick your outfit!" Alice squealed.
"I am not letting you choose what I wear to school," I refused adamantly. "I am not turning up on my first day in Gucci."
"You're not," Alice trilled. "I have seen," all of us, except Jasper, threw something at her, "that you will be wearing Prada!" Edward nodded his head. I wondered what she was internally threatening this time.
"Painting my car pink is not a good idea Alice," he growled, "Nor is marrying Nessie and the dog on the weekend." I flinched at the venomin his voice (sorry for the pun, I know I can't tell a decent joke). Even I growled at the thought of Nessie marrying Jake. I didn't care if she was sixty, she was still my daughter.
"Yeah, I know, but that's what happens if Bella doesn't wear what I pick!" She stuck her tongue out at him. Grudgingly, I grabbed her arm and pulled her up to my wardrobe, where she picked a pair of Prada skinny jeans, a midnight blue Prada top and D&G shoes. She pulled my hair into a loose bun and left my face alone for the first time in who knows how long. She smiled at me.
"Do you see how easy that was?" Her face glazed over. "Ooh, that should be fun. Bella, shield me! Edward cannot find out about this!" I didn't ask what it was, but knew that if I didn't do it, I'd be in big trouble. We sped downstairs.
"Why can't I hear Alice?" he asked.
"She made me put it on her, sorry," I didn't need to stretch to kiss him; the shoes were so darn high, and we moved our lips together in perfect harmony. I don't know how long it went for, but Emmett suddenly grabbed me and threw me in a car. Straight away I recognised it as my new Ferrari, even with Rose and Edward's help, all our cars died eventually. Edward had had a little too much fun picking them out again, but Alice had made us have funerals. Seriously, I think that was the weirdest thing anyone would ever find out about the Cullen's. They had car funerals.
"Bell-la, I want to go in your car," Emmett said, whining like a five year old. I glared at him. He stared back. Edward pulled me out the door.
"Hey Emmett, your jeep is the only one that's big enough, now we either get in it, or I force you into my trunk." Emmett jumped into the jeep, while the rest of us got in calmly. I guess Emmett hadn't forgotten Montesano.
"Goodbye children," Esme said, taking on the mother role again. "Emmett, don't you dare pull pranks on anyone, and nobody is allowed play sport. Make sure you look after each other, I don't want to come home to a screaming match," she reprimanded. We smiled sheepishly, Portland had been fun.
"Bye Mum, bye Dad, bye Aunties Rose and Alice, Bye Uncles Jasper and Emmett," Nessie sang sweetly. She might have been sixty, but she was still our baby girl.
"Bye Nessie, Carlisle, Esme, Jacob/Dog," we all called. Jacob just laughed from upstairs as Emmett drove off. I looked up at Edward.
"Will you tell me if any girls have disgusting thoughts about my wonderful husband?" I asked.
"Of course, if I get to punch and guys that have thoughts about my beautiful bride," he promised. I nodded, and Emmett gagged.
"Enough with the sweet-talking love birds, not in my car you don't. Now Eddie boy, if any guy even starts to think about Rose that way," he threatened.
"I will tell you after I go dry heave in the bathroom," Edward said, joking, but he still got slapped by Rose. He just nodded to Jasper, then Rose. "Alice, I will tell you," he said, still unable to read her mind. He seemed frustrated, so I kissed him again. Our siblings groaned, but turned away. We weren't finished when Emmett pushed us out the door at the school. We landed agilely, Edward having picked me up so he could land in a crouch on the ground. I finished the kiss, aware of the student body watching, and tried to squirm out of his arms. Now that I was no longer a newborn, he was stronger than me, and he didn't let go. Instead, he flung me on his back and gave me a piggy back to the office.
We all walked in together, and here was the good old Forks High School office room. The lady looked just as taken with our boys, and we girls glared at her. She seemed slightly taken aback, completely uneasy. We all smiled then, and she saw our perfect beauty. I saw her go over everyone's features, hovering longer than necessary on Emmett. Rose snarled, seeing the same as everyone else. Emmett pulled her into a hug, kissing her cheek. Normal siblings didn't do that, so I thought that she would take the hint. She didn't, so Alice and I also kissed Jasper and Edward, as Rose went for the make-out. She understood.
"Hello, my name is Ms Wilson, may I help you?" Jasper sent waves of revulsion at her.
"Yes, my name is Edward Masen, my family and I just moved here. We're supposed to be starting today," he said in his twentieth century tone. He wasn't allowed dazzle her, he was only allowed do that to me. I frowned at him, and he tapped the tip of my nose. Oh no, you didn't!
"I see. Would that be the Masen's, the Whitlock's and the McCarty's?" She batted her eyelids at Emmett and Edward. I almost went to snap her neck, but that would be my first killing, so I didn't do it. Edward beamed at me proudly. I guessed I had pushed my shield away. I pulled it back in.
"Yes," Alice replied. "I'm Alice Masen; this is my boyfriend and adoptive brother Jasper Whitlock, his twin sister Rosalie and her boyfriend Emmett, his sister Bella and her boyfriend and my cousin Edward." Our story changed every five or six years, and I was surprised she managed to remember it. I still thought that I was meant to be Alice's sister.
"I see," she seemed to get our warning with the boyfriend mentioning. "I'll get your schedules." She sorted through the messy pile on the desk until she found our papers.
We had decided to come about three weeks into the school year, so that we wouldn't have to meet all the students in assembly first thing in the morning. She handed us our schedules, and we compared them so quickly she wouldn't notice. I was in the same year as Alice and Edward; we were freshmen, with our siblings acting as sophomores. I had first and third period with both my siblings, English and Trig, second with Alice, for gym, fourth and sixth with Edward, for History and Biology and an accelerated French class with Jasper for seventh. I don't know about the rest of them, but I was getting bored to death of Spanish.
"Oh, by the way, all freshmen and sophomores have a meeting in first hour today," the lady said. We all turned to Alice.
"Surprise," she said quietly as we walked out of the office. I bet this was what I was keeping from Edward. I decided to let my shield down again. He read her mind and laughed. I asked what it was. He shook his head at me, laughing too hard to answer properly. I punched his stomach quickly and he stopped laughing to rub it.
"Jeez Bella, that wasn't a nice way to welcome me back to Forks," he teased. "Hey, this is like your homecoming, I mean you were born and reborn here," he mused.
"Back at Forks, how positively wonderful," I said sarcastically. We all laughed together, enjoying the joke. We walked through the staring crowd over towards the gym. We were here to hear our happy announcement that had our psychic and mind reader going hysterical.
"Hello students," said a man that I assumed was the principal. "We have called you here today to welcome the Masen family," he gestured for us to stand up. I did, but shied into Edward, feeling embarrassed. He patted my head, my punch forgiven. He couldn't stay mad at me, no matter how hard he tried. The principal gestured for us to sit down. "But we also have another announcement."
He paused, and I guessed it was for dramatic effect, but I got frustrated. Stupid human speed; why was it so beneath ours? Edward and Alice were shaking in silent laughter on either side of me. I pinched Edward and bitch-slapped Alice to get them to stop. I loved inflicting pain.
"This year, you're going camping!" he exclaimed, obviously joyous.
No. Way.
I turned to my family, the boy's high-fiving, and Alice laughing. I looked at Rosalie, and saw my expression reflected onto her face. She understood. We would have to camp, in a tent, separate from our husbands, and without proper electricity or water. This was going to be absolute hell.