Disclaimer: Not Mine…
Bella's POV
Hey it's me Bella. I just wanted to take this time to tell you guys my totally awesome story. Are you ready? Ok…
So I moved from Arizona to Forks right and even though it was totally my choice to do so, I was mad about it. And then my dad got me this really old ugly disgusting gross truck…and I loved it! I think it reminded me of myself…
anyway so then I went to school the next day and even though I'm totally plain and ugly, all the guys wanted to talk to me. Why? Because I am a Mary Sue, that's why.
So anyways then I saw the hottest boy I had ever seen in my life and GASP he didn't like me and that totally pissed me off. So I went home and cried about it.
The next I was totally going to give him a piece of my mind but he wasn't there…he wasn't there the next day either…or the next day. This went on for about a week. I assumed he left because of me since everything is always about me.
So anyway when he finally came back to school, I was totally ignoring him because I was mad.
Then In biology he totally talked to me! He said "hello" it was awesome. His name is Edward, his eyes are gold, and he is the most perfect godlike creature to ever walk the earth. You better get used to that sentence because it's going to take up about half of the book.
Any ways so that was way cool. We also talked about the weather and my mom.
I thought we were cool after that but then the amazing godlike creature ignored me, then he talked to me, then he saved me from a van that was going to kill me. Then he ignored me again, then he talked to me again.
I was starting to get really annoyed so I put my foot down and told him to stop. I said "either we friends or we ain't."
Then I went shopping with my bff's and the amazing Edward saved me and took me out to dinner. The waitress was prettier than me, and that made me mad.
He told me he was a vamp. And that he could read minds. But not mine.
Then we went to a meadow. He showed me his sparkly skin. I wanted to touch it. Cause I like sparkles.
Then he told me he wanted to eat me. Then we confessed our love to each other. Then he kissed me. The amazing godlike vamp kissed me.
Then he came to my house that night and told me he's been sneaking into my room and watching me sleep every night for like 2 months. I was totally ok with this. Not creeped out at all. Cause he's hott and that makes everything he does ok.
I slept in his amazing arms all night. Then I woke up with a sore neck because his arms are as hard as rocks.
Anyways we went to his house and I met his family. Rose hates me and I can't figure out why. I mean come on everyone is supposed to love me.
Then his family played baseball in the rain. Edward ran really fast.
Then the mean vampy's came and one of them wanted to eat me. So I had to run away and hide. In Arizona. But the mean vamp found out where I was hiding so he threatened to kill my mom if I didn't come to the ballet studio and teach him how to how to do a proper plie (A/N: pronounced plee-AY) so I went, and it was a trick! He really just wanted to suck my blood.
But Edward came and saved me from the mean vampy. Then the only way he couldsave me was to suck my blood. Aww how romantic. then I passed out.
I woke up in a hospital, my mother came to do her 2 seconds of mothering and then left again.
Then I went back to Forks and Edward took me to prom. Which really pissed me off. How dare my perfect boyfriend whom I love so much take me to the prom!
We danced.
We talked.
And I am still human.
Dang.
Fin.
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A/N: i can't help it, i love making fun of bella... and twilight...