Disclaimer: I do not own Jak and Daxter, they are property of Naughty Dog

Chapter One:

A Normal Day

One peaceful day in Haven City, there was a MASSIVE FIGHT happening. Erol got bored so he started shooting some stuff and then Jak got mad and started shooting stuff as well, and then Keira nicked Jak's wallet and then Daxter found a stick and went SUPA NINJII on everyone. A pretty normal day, really.

After Jak had forcibly obtained his wallet back (Dark Jak can be VERY persuasive), he decided he would go down to the Hip Hog for a beer with his best friend, some random dude who will not have any other part in this fan fiction story whatsoever. Oh, and Daxter too. It's really easy to forget something if it's orange (take Jak's boxer shorts for example). It was quite peaceful, except for the massive punch up in the corner between Torn and the random dude that I said was not going to appear in this fan fic again, but I felt it was necessary.

"Hey, Dax, whaddaya want to drink?" asked Jak, half sober at this point. Only half.

"Umm... I dunno... maybe some Lurker Brew, and don't get any goatee hair in it." replied Daxter.

"Lurker Brew? Aww, come ON, you HAVE to order the most expensive thing here, don't you? Fine..." Jak returned to the bar and ordered some more drinks. Outside, currently, was Keira who was doing something completely unrelated to this story and is just being used as a filler whilst Jak got drinks. When Jak returned to his table, he was greeted by a familiar face (who should be dead). Baron Praxis. IN PINK FLUFFY UNDERWEAR. YES. YOU READ MY CAPS LOCK INFECTED WRITING CORRECTLY. PINK. FLUFFY. UNDERWEAR. And, that was the ONLY thing he was wearing. Luckily half of the bar had girlfriends and didn't really notice, but the other half were gay and had cameraphones.

"Hello, Jakkyboy"

"Why are you wearing only pink fluffy underwear?"

"Razor is washing my yellow pair"

"That wasn't really the answer I was looking for" replied Jak, "In fact, why am I even talking to you? I should be going Dark and completely annihilating you with my powers of ultimate evilyness AND darkyness AT THE SAME TIME!"

"No, I wouldn't do that. One, I'm a ghost, and two, you'd kill everybody in this bar." answered Praxis cleverly.

"OK, now I'm freaked out. EVERYBODY in the bar? Not just the gays? Oh, wait, I should be MORE freaked out that I'm talking to a ghost and everybody in the vicinity thinks I'm weird and talk to my self all the time."

"But you are weird and talk to yourself all the time."

"That's not the point. Why are you here?"

"I am here to take you on a journey of Dark self discovery."

"Dark self discovery?"

DUN DUN DUUUUUN!!!!!

What will happen? I dunno. Try again another time.

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P.S: PINK. FLUFFY. UNDERWEAR. Will no longer be said by the authors of this story. NOT!