"Umm... Lucy..."
Lucy sighed, "What is it Natsu? Can't you see how deeply attached to this romance novel I am?"
Rubbing the back of his head, Natsu shrugged her question off. "Gray's calling me names."
She abruptly placed the novel down on the table, before meeting his gaze. "And? I prefer you fighting verbally, rather than physically."
"Yeah, yeah" He said, "But Lucy, I have a problem."
"Problem?" She asked, "What kind of problem?"
He twiddled with his thumbs. "He called me a name... a name in which I don't understand the meaning of."
"And why is it such a big problem?"
"Because" He began, "I think he's insulting Igneel."
She frowned. "What is this so called word?"
"Ignoramus."
She sweat dropped. "You... oh my gosh. How moronic can you get?"
"Hey!" He backfired, "I am not a moron! But please Lucy, what does it mean? I can't let that bastard have this win."
She slammed a dictionary, which magically appeared from nowhere into his hands. "Here, use this, you ignoramus idiot."
Oblivious to her insult, he flashed a grin. "Thanks Lucy!"
"I... Ig... Ign... Ignoramus! Aha! Found it!
'Stupid or ignorant'
Natsu twitched, "Stupid? Is that the best you've got, eh, Gray?"
Emerging behind him, Gray placed a reassuring hand onto the Dragon Slayer's shoulder. "You're right. Calling you stupid is an insult to stupid people."
Natsu hissed, "What was that, you damned Popsicle?"
Gray chuckled. "I'm sorry. I should have said ignoramus"
"You bastard! Stop insulting Igneel!"
"…"