(A/N: Heyyy, uh, I love the Ginyu Force with all my heart and have wanted to write a fic for them for the longest time now, but I couldn't come up with a good plot. Then I realized "ya can't screw up the plot if ya don't have one", sooo this happened. I hope you enjoy!)

"LUNCH BREAK!" Captain Ginyu announced. "Recoome, set up the table!"

"Aw, man, I always have to set up the table...!"

Grumbling all the while, Recoome pushed a bunch of corpses aside and unfolded the table.

"Done!" He grinned and sat down.

Guldo, Jeice, Burter and Cpt. Ginyu settled around the small table as well.

"How much further do you think we have to go to get to the general?" Jeice asked, unpacking a few sandwiches.

Ginyu munched some chips. "I'd say a couple hundred more floors. Heh-heh. Sure hope the upcoming guards are more of a challenge than this cannon fodder."

"Yeah..." Burter patted the corpse he was using as a seat. "These guys were some video game RPG-style grinding stuff."

Guldo momentarily froze time to grab most of Recoome's snacks. "So, uh, anyone seen a good movie lately?"

"No," everyone chorused.

"Hey, where'd my snacks go...?" Recoome murmured.

"Ugh, this body isn't good for eating," Ginyu lamented. The body he was currently inhabiting had tentacles hanging over the mouth. "Always ends up making a mess."

"Yeah, no kidding," Guldo wiped some crumbs from his armor.

"Hey, anyone want Star Pies?" Burter held up some packs.

"Wha-You had Star Pies and didn't tell us?!" Recoome cried incredulously. "Insubordination!"

"Yeah, hand 'em over!"

"Gimme!"

"I'll kill you in your sleep!"

Ginyu chuckled as the other squadron members fought ferociously over the confections.

"Hey, Jeice got two!" Guldo pointed out. "No fair, no fair!"

"It was first come, first served! That's completely fair!" Burter argued. "Now quit complaining or I'll rip one of those eyeballs out!"

"Hehe, you don't have to make excuses for your boyfriend, Burter," Recoome teased.

"Shut up!" Jeice snapped. "I'm not his boyfriend!"

"Yeah, you are! You're always training together in private, your combo attack is called 'Purple Comet Crush' and I totally saw you touch each other's butts on purpose once."

Guldo stifled a laugh.

"Captaaain!" Jeice whined. "Are you hearing this slander? This goes against the Ginyu Force code!"

"There isn't anything in the code that prohibits joking around," Ginyu affirmed. "Besides, you ARE kind of his boyfriend."

"OHHHHHH!" Recoome and Guldo exclaimed.

"Ugh! Whatever!" huffed Jeice.

Burter narrowed his eyes. "You two can be so immature."

"He's got a point," Ginyu nodded. "If you want that last pie so bad, settle it like men."

"Fine!" Guldo held out a fist. "Rock-paper-scissors, Jeice! Winner gets the last Star Pie!"

"Bring it on!" Jeice did the same. "You aren't allowed to stop time, though. Okay, Guldo?"

"Yeah, yeah, I know. Best 2 out of 3, or...?"

"No, only one round. Hoho, and there's no way I'm losing to someone like you!"

"We'll see about that!"

"Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!"

Jeice chose paper.

Guldo chose rock.

"Crap," the latter uttered. "Uh...how about thumb wrestling?"

Jeice gave him a quick chop on the head. "Piss off! I'm full anyway...if I'm still not hungry by supper, I'll let you have it, you baby."

"Oh. Thanks!"

"IF!"

"Alright, lunch break's over, fellas," Ginyu stood up and stretched. "Hey, Guldo, get your paralysis attack ready. I'm officially tired of this body, so next tough opponent we find, I'm swapping with them."

"Sure thing, Captain."

The rest of the Ginyu Force all stood up, ready to continue on their mission.

(A/N: I'm actually working on another DB fanfic, but it'll probably be posted a LONG time from now.

Anyway, if you liked this, please review, fave, point out any mistakes and check out my profile for more! Au revoir!)