well this is my first fanfiction so dont bite my head off if I get some things wrong.anywho

cast for ths chapter is as follows: Excel= link , menchi= navi , great get-off-my-case tree=

great deku tree. PLEASE REVIEW. next chaper will be next week. ENJOY or not, add suger

once apon a time in a land far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far

far far away, an old tree called the great get-off-my-case tree was dying."grrrrwhoahckcooo la merir

anasilonia suay nani nani ah makodies newsulay neeeah Excel,.......menchi ? loo ahh wa do

wop?* " (* translation: cough cough aw hell my hearts acting up again mabey its those damme

parasites, servant go find excel,.........menchi? what are you doing?) the great get-off-my-case tree

told menchi, who was looking at a beauty magazine."menchi, lahua laga wiyts? are isu u Playboy

magazine?*" (*translation: menchi, you can read? is that a Playboy magazine?)Menchi then

looked at the great Get-off-my-case tree and said in her own strange language "arf arf arf arfarf arf

bark!!!!*" (*tranlation: no you peverted ego maniac!!!!)then the great get-off-my-case tree said in a

angry tone of voice "beleguwu la mar i at shion lo sua ma cua!!!!!!!!solor atu leek Excel!!!!!!!!!! at

seru magazine!*" (*translation: if you dont give me that magazine ill tourcher you!!!!!!!go find excel!!!!!!

!!!! leave me the magazine!)and with that menchi left in serch of excel.

disclamer: ahem none of these characters are mine except the great get-off-my-case-tree

therefore, this story was written for amusement and get off my case if you think other wise.